A few of years back, Kylie did an interview with a British radio DJ. He asked her a couple of daft questions, she cracked it, and the whole thing was recorded. Huzzah! Defamer Australia's beloved Euro Correspondent and pop guru Will Fop sent me a copy of the dance remix a year ago (it's worth hunting down), but here's the audio of the original interview.

Is he... retarded?

After last night's show, UFO conspiracy theorist and former - we hope - racist Saxon was the first person to be evicted from the Big Brother house (well, if you don't count those two intruder folks whose names I never bothered to learn even though I am going out of my way to remember one of them has a stripper girlfriend and will mention it as often as I can be bothered - OMG PLEZE DONT GET UR PPL TO CAL MA BOSS, IM AFRAYD OF YER 'PULL').

Why did his fellow housemates choose to boot him, you may be wondering - well, Saxon says...

"I'm pretty aggressive and I probably got under some people's skin," he said last night after his eviction.

"I'm pretty rude, and I probably gave it to them," he said moments after being booted out.

Indeed.

According to the official site, his parting gift to the housemates was an EXPLOSIVE!!! farewell video where he informs a couple of the Dreamworld massive of what he really thinks of them (gosh!) and then has BB remove Bridget Brigitte's possessions.

Saxon's message from the grave causes some trouble in the House. He doesn't hold back and tells everyone what he thinks of them. Saxon tells the group that what caused him the most trouble was people talking behind his back, he singles out Bianca and David! Saxon tells David he needs to change to make the House more harmonious and he needs to realize his word isn't the be all and end all! Saxon also expresses his problem with Brigitte he tells her to read a book and stop worrying about her unicorn. Then he drops a bomb shell ... the second Housemate Hand grenade. Brigitte is the target, her possessions will be removed indefinitely.

This bit is particularly pleasing.

Brigitte is irate, running up to the screen to hit it with her shoe she begins to cry. Upset and confused pushing through her tears Brigitte asks the House what indefinitely means...

Heh.

Poor Lara Bingle...

Lara Bingle's father Graham lost his battle with cancer and died on Saturday night.

Bingle, who had been suffering from liver and pancreatic cancer, was being comforted by his family in hospital when he passed away.

No jokes here, folks. Just our condolences. Saying cancer sucks is obviously an understatement of epic proportions, but it really does.

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You know what sounds good right about now? No, besides a few glasses of Glenmorangie. Yep, that's right, a mouthwatering Dirt Sandwich. Defamer's resident Sandwich Artist, Molly McAleer, spent all week combing through oodles and oodles of high-calibre celebrity infotainment programming in search of the tastiest ingredients this side of a fresh crop of salvia. This week's installment features Prince William's rapidly eroding hairline, TMZ's (imagined) kidnapping of Paris Hilton, David Foster's truly brutal verbal pummeling of Idol reject Jason Castro and, of course, Lindsay Lohan's minknapping incident (which, naturally, Dina Lohan chalks up as part of the vast media conspiracy against her eldest daughter). Enjoy!

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The following email, which was sent to me by Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer, arrived in my inbox sometime during the middle of last night. That is all the context you need at this point: