Music

Sandrine - “Trigger”

9:06AM Jess McGuire | I don’t know what made me think of Australian singer Sandrine’s hit single from 2004 last night, but suddenly I had a burning desire to listen to the song again. I’d kill for it in mp3 form, but in the meantime I will make do with the video clip. More »

People

Mourning Light

7:29AM Richard Lawson | [That's light coming from within Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch early this morning, near Los Olivos, CA; image via Getty]

Music

50 Cent Squashes Beef With Pubescent Tween Dis Master

6:48AM Hamilton Nolan | Canadian tween ‘Pruane2Forever‘ is best known for calling out 50 Cent for having no street cred, in a YouTube video, filmed in Pruane’s South Park poster-bedecked room. Now 50 got him, for real. Click to watch and learn (PR). More »

People

The Only Time We’ll Say This: Gwyneth Paltrow Has A Point

5:46AM Richard Lawson | Gwyneth Paltrow, while mostly annoying with her faux Britishness and William Joel-ing, has made at least one good and simple point. The constant BlackBerrying? Getting really annoying. More »

Small Screen

Real World Cancun: Please Don’t Spit In My Taco

4:01AM Richard Lawson | Oh, Mexico. Land of sand and ruins. Place of history and blood. Of vines and mountains. Mexico: where you can get drunk at a laser lightshow nightclub and then spit in your roommate’s taco and no one bats an eyelash. More »

People

David Carradine Did Not Commit Suicide - At Least On Purpose

2:34AM John Cook | Coroner-to-the-stars Michael Baden says David Carradine’s death was not a suicide, and was caused by asphyxiation. You don’t say? More »

Flotsam and Jetsam

What Could Be Better Than An Asteroids Movie?

1:42AM Richard Lawson | Actresses make a lot of money. As do movie studios who adapt video games into terrible movies. A great actor died, a promising actress takes wing, and new reality shows make us want to do terrorism. More »

People

A Twisted Sicko: Should We Shed Tears For Him?

12:58AM Hamilton Nolan | No, argues one columnist who’s not afraid to tell it like it is: More »

People

Sarah Jessica And Matthew Fleeing To Brooklyn?

12:25AM Richard Lawson | We knew there was a reason we’re leaving the neighbourhood. Sarah Jessica Parker and her mighty steed Matthew Broderick might be movin’ on over to Park Slope. The New York Post thinks they’ve found the family’s apartment. More »

Flotsam and Jetsam

Which Party Girl Is Nearly Bald From Hair Extension Abuse?

11:41PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a lady who ruined her hair with extensions, a comedy actor whose drug habit is taking a toll on his film work, and a nice actor couple who are facing cheatin’ issues. More »