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Iran Frees Newsweek Reporter
2:17AM John Cook | Maziar Bahari, the Canadian-Iranian Newsweek reporter who has been detained in Tehran’s notorious Evin Prison since his arrest while covering the nation’s post-election uprising in June, has arrived safely in London in time for the birth of his first child. More »
One Lucky Actor Stars In Toilet Paper Demo
2:09AM Hamilton Nolan | Euphemism in advertising officially died this decade. Nothing is just “squeezably soft” any more; it’s all “your bottom” this, and “tush” that, and “our product is superior when it comes to removing poop from your butt.” More »
Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard. Seriously.
1:15AM Foster Kamer | If you expect the results of that headline to be anything but spectacular, stop reading, click past the jump now. Anna Paquin’s doggy ring, Khloe Kardashian, Neve Campbell, Snoop Dogg, BBC sitcoms. Presenting your ridiculous Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
Which Hollywood Hunk Likes To Ride Bareback?
11:34PM Brian Moylan | Rubbers, jimmy hats, scumbag—there are a million names of condoms, but this stud doesn’t like any of them. This reality star wishes he could use one, and we all need some protection from a toxic starlet. More »
If You Like Modern Liberalism, You’ll Love Our Relaxed Boot Cut
4:42AM Hamilton Nolan | This Levi’s full-page tribute to Teddy Kennedy in the weekend NYT was a little weird, now that you mention it. What’s the brand connection? This: Teddy Kennedy always believed Walt Whitman was gay. Levi’s®. Click to enlarge. [Copyranter]
Your Saturday Scientific News Dump
6:42AM Hamilton Nolan | Science: Summer heat makes people violent. Alcoholics use summertime as an excuse to drink. Evolution makes us see monsters everywhere. There really are glowing green monsters in the ocean. Arguing gives kids headaches. Social rejection hurts physically. Science!
Civil Complaint Against David Copperfield
5:50AM John Cook | The federal complaint against magician David Copperfield alleging that he repeatedly raped and threatened to kill a fan that he lured to his private island in his Caribbean.
She’s Gonna Live Forever. She’s Gonna Learn How To Fly—High!
6:03AM Brian Moylan | Television’s queen of ridiculousness, Tyra Banks, created her very own flash mob of dancing girls in Union Square this morning to promote the fifth season of her talk show. [Image via Getty]
Vortex Of Douchebaggery Captured In A Single Photograph
3:00PM the cajun boy | Jeremy Piven, Dane Cook and Kid Rock all went out in Vegas together and took a picture to document the fun times, which they then posted to Twitter. Prepare to moisten when you click through! More »
