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People
7:00AM Andrew Belonsky | It’s the moment we’ve all marginally aware of: Zooey Deschanel and Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard are officially married. The couple, who may be queen and king of indie land, did the deed in Washington state. Appropriate. [People]
Zooey Deschanel And Cutie Rocker Now Hitched
7:00AM Andrew Belonsky | It’s the moment we’ve all marginally aware of: Zooey Deschanel and Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard are officially married. The couple, who may be queen and king of indie land, did the deed in Washington state. Appropriate. [People] 
Big Screen
After Cera, Who Is America’s Next Hoodie Hearthtrob?
2:48AM Richard Rushfield | With the fall of Michael Cera, the hipsters who run the world have gone into overdrive searching for the sexiest Man/Boy Alive. The landscape is littered with contenders but no clear frontrunner has yet emerged. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Will Gerard Butler Be The Next Man To Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
10:10PM the cajun boy | Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are probably boning, Mischa Barton has a serious “medical issue,” Jon Gosselin’s new lady is a walking white-trash stereotype, The Hoff parties with Lady Gaga, Madonna has “bingo wings” and Robert Redford gets married. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Mel Gibson Hoping You’ll Pay To Watch Him Talk To A Puppet
12:39AM Richard Lawson | Mel Gibson announces his next big movie role, and it’s a strange one. The Green Lantern movie narrows its potential leads down to three curious choices, and little beaver Jon Heder has landed a TV show on US cable. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
And You Shall Know Them By Their Trail Of Manolos
1:58AM Richard Lawson | The return of Sex and the City, the not-return of Matthew Perry. Strange movies and people win strange festival awards, and Slovenia finally gets some sunshine. More »
Another Visit From Marley’s Ghost
2:17AM Seth | The Holidays™ are over. We hope yours ended on a lighter note than ours did—curling up with a 60 Minutes story about a seven-year-old girl decapitated in the back of a limo by a drunk driver. More »
Red Bull Commercial Cleverly Disguised as New Jim Carrey Film
5:50AM Defamer Hollywood | A veritable murderer’s row of egos, tempers and divas, Defamer’s All-Strop Team is on fire in recent weeks with heavy-hitters from Mike Myers to Edward Norton to Eddie Murphy digging new box-office holes around the country. But the heart and soul of the line-up, Jim Carrey, will get at least one more chance this fall to knock a bomb out of the yard with his forthcoming Yes Man; based on the memoir by British humorist Danny Wallace, the film follows the life changes of a downbeat man who decides to say yes to everything. The A-list set-urinator reportedly accepted no money up front for the title role, inspiring us to wonder exactly who is benefiting from the aggressive product placement spotlighted in this new trailer. Is Zooey Deschanel really commanding such lucre already? This has All-Strop rookie of the year written all over it. [YouTube] More »
Craig Ferguson To Recall All The African-American Congressmen He’s Bedded In Upcoming Memoir
6:30AM Seth | Craig Ferguson is writing his memoirs for HarperCollins, detailing his years as a “punk rocker, a dancer, a bouncer and a construction worker.” Working title: The Village People in My Head: The Craig F. Story. [Variety] No strike talks are going to scare ABC away from casting their pilots: Morena Baccarin (Joss Whedon nerds know who she is) was cast as the lead in “untitled Dave Hemingson drama pilot,” and Steve “Reba” Howey and Lee “Nothing You’ve Likely Seen” Thompson Young have jobs—for now—on comedy pilot Five Year Plan. [THR] More »
This Song Is Making Our Heart Sing!
10:13AM Jess McGuire | We love M. Ward to bits, and we are also rather partial to actress Zooey Deschanel. What if one could find a way to put the two together? Someone has, thank the musical gods, and the result is a collaboration they’ve sweetly dubbed She And Him.
She And Him are releasing their first album in March, but in the meantime the single is called ‘Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?’ and we can’t stop listening to it and wishing M. Ward and Zooey Deschanel were some sort of dessert, sitting in a bowl right here in front of us, so we could literally eat them up with a fucking spoon.
Thanks to Stereogum, you can download the track for yourself! Oh yes!
It has made our Friday a happy one, even though we are very worried about Britney and also a little hungry. More » 
