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Kevin Smith Sells Out The Weinsteins In Latest ‘Zack and Miri’ Lament
6:00AM STV | Any director worth a damn has faced it: Flop Grief, that five-stage process that varies by studio and box-office disappointment but never gets any easier. Especially if you’re Kevin Smith.
Weed, Flops and Other Kevin Smith Tips For Pity Party of the Century
4:46AM STV | More than a month after the box-office immolation of Zack and Miri Make a Porno, the shellshock is finally wearing off for Kevin Smith. The self-pity, though? Not so much. More »
Seth Rogen Boned Plenty of Hot Girls When He was Fat and Unknown, OK?
8:23AM Kyle Buchanan | Sure, Seth Rogen used to be heavier and hairier, but you shouldn’t take that to mean he had no luck with women. While divulging his diet secrets to his Zack and Miri director Kevin Smith for Myspace’s “Artist on Artist” series, Rogen rebutted the oft-heard critique that he’s far too schlubby to pull Heigls and Bankses in real life. “I dated girls who were way hotter and outside of my range, always!” he protests, decrying the skinny minnies who would take their sexual frustrations out on his on-screen persona. Duly noted, Seth — let’s just hope that extra girth you’re losing doesn’t hide Samson-esque powers. [Myspace] More »
6:45AM Kyle Buchanan | Animal Magnetism: Seth Rogen’s had to make some mainstream concessions to get in fighting shape for The Green Hornet, but they’re nothing compared to how he responded to the threat of a Zack and Miri sex scene. “I shaved my back just in case,” he told WENN. “I went fully bare, like a two year old. I was ready. I didn’t want to be too real for the world. I don’t think the world is too ready for a hairy back in a love scene.” We’d make an easy Robin Williams joke here, but Rogen beat us to the punch: “Has there ever been a sex scene with Robin Williams? People don’t want to see that. That would border on bestiality.” [OK!] More »
Shellshocked Weinsteins Find New Enemy in the ‘Zack and Miri’ Aftermath
2:55AM STV | The only words you’ll hear more than “It’s your fault” today at Weinstein Company HQ: “It could have been worse,” the unofficial new TWC battle cry after Zack and Miri Make a Porno opened over the weekend to a disappointing $US10.7 million. Indeed, it probably will be worse — Universal and Lionsgate accused the Weinsteins of inflating their gross by as much as a million dollars, and just for fun, another potential lawsuit threatens the brothers’ follow-up this week. So who is to blame, anyway, and what’s next?
Harvey’s Peril Worsens as MGM Drops ‘Zack and Miri’ and Rest of Weinstein Slate
8:55AM STV | The three-year distribution match made in heaven the mildly optimistic spirit of convenience between MGM and the Weinstein Company was set to expire at the end of this year, but the Lion isn’t waiting around to box up the furniture. A day after Kevin Smith’s associates blogged that MGM had yanked its logo from the marketing materials for Zack and Miri Make a Porno — one of the few remaining titles it planned to distribute for the Weinsteins — new reports have surfaced saying that MGM has dumped everything but the Sam Jackson/Bernie Mac effort Soul Men back on Harvey’s lap. And yes, that includes The Reader, which Harvey wants for Dec. 12 despite his mortal mogul Scott Rudin’s insistence otherwise. Gasp! What now?
Today in Toronto Hell: Paris Shows, ‘Che’ Sells, Kevin Smith Wins a Crapfight
4:30AM STV | With most of the industry having seen what it came for and Jeremy Piven having released his date(s) back into the Canadian wild, the 2008 Toronto Film Festival is all but over. But, as befits the event’s stature, the whirlwind since our last Toronto Hell round-up deserves a closer look — from the Paris Hilton doc you’ll never see again to Kevin Smith literally keeping Zack and Miri’s shit together, enjoy the news others traveled thousands of miles for from the comfort of your own industrial slave galley:
Today in Toronto Hell: Anne Hathaway’s Shoes, Michael Cera’s Backpack, Guy Ritchie’s Vision
9:05AM STV | The Toronto Film Festival is right about at its midway point — an essential milestone from which to take stock of noteworthy developments and drama that we couldn’t help but watch smolder from Defamer HQ. And while some of our principal plotlines either have yet to unwind (Paris and her doc show up tomorrow) or were resolved to our satisfaction (The Wrestler wins the fest’s distribution sweepstakes), there remains a bundle of loose ends requiring maintenance and attention from a distance. That’s Canada for you!
Seth’s Rogenitals Not On Display In ‘Zack And Miri’ Redband Trailer
4:25AM Seth | At long last we get an unobstructed view of Zack and Miri Make A Porno, Kevin Smith’s little, “Hey—Let’s Put on a Donkey Show and Save the Community Center!” comedy, with this redband trailer. We were hooked quite early into the proceedings, with Justin Long’s cameo as an adult male video star. (Come to think of it, the Mac guy has the perfect name to adorn a Falcon DVD sleeve.) Landing upon the perfect theme—Star Whores (maybe chief LucasArts licenser Howard Roffman could lend them a few creamy-skinned boys from his stable)—Zack, the lovely Elizabeth “Miri” Banks, and friends go upon the business of making if not the greatest porn of all time, at least the greatest erotic home video to incorporate the use of magical queef bubbles. Enjoy the filth! More »
