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New ‘Watchmen’ Trailer 100% Devoid of Billy Crudup’s Blue Wang

2:05AM Kyle Buchanan | What great bard was it that once said, “You don’t know what you got til it’s gone”? Superman, right? Maybe it was one of the Wonder Twins? Ah, well, no matter — it’s just that this brand-new, second official trailer for Zach Snyder’s Watchmen calls to mind that intense pang of loss one feels when something dear is stripped away. In this case, we are referring to Billy Crudup’s naked blue wang, which seems to have gone missing. More »

‘Watchmen’ Brings Its Full CGI Power To Bear on Billy Crudup’s Exposed Wang

4:10AM Kyle Buchanan | For months, fans obsessed with Zack Snyder’s superhero opus Watchmen have harboured fears about the movie’s epic running time, wondering whether the version that comes out in theatres (assuming it ever does) would be cut or uncut. Now, thanks to the HD version of the second Watchmen trailer, we have a new focus for that very same question: Billy Crudup’s bare, cerulean penis! As big blue hero Dr. Manhattan, Crudup spends the bulk of his on-screen time in the buff, and unlike the anachronistically clothed Spartans that starred in Snyder’s 300, the director is allowing Crudup to let it all hang out. So, is it real, or is it CG? The NSFW wang, after the jump: More »