young twinks

Another Young Twinks Single Release!

4:49PM Jess McGuire | Thanks to reader Hannah, Your Editor can happily take another hit from the Young Twinks bong. A cover of The Divinyls? I’d buy it. SONG-BMG, ARE THE WHEELS IN GODDAMN MOTION YET OR WHAT? More »

Young Twinks First Single!

3:39PM Jess McGuire | Thanks to reader Alice, here’s what a Young Twinks CD single could look like. Personally, I am thinking the first Young Twinks release should be a cover of Rod Stewart’s ‘Young Turks’, reinterpreted as a warning against the dangers of premarital sex (being forced to live in a two room apartment that is “jumping every night of the week”, eventually giving birth to perineum-tearingly large ten pound baby boy whilst still a teenager, etc). But that’s just me. HEY SONY BMG, HOW ARE NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE LADS GOING, PLEASE? MORE: Our Young Twinks obsession More »

Young Twinks Campaign: Get Involved!

4:08PM Jess McGuire | Young Twinks is the best idea we’ve ever had around these parts, even if we didn’t actually come up with it and instead stole it from our beloved friends ‘The Gays’. After reading Evie’s comment on today’s earlier post regarding how oddly drawn to the faces of The Virgin Three she feels, I began imagining the sea of photos featuring all three tweentastic faces which would begin appearing everywhere we looked once the triple-Hillsong-threat began releasing horribly overplayed CD single after horribly overplayed CD single. And I have something to confess… I wanted to see them. Ima messed up, mamma! I knows it! I needs help! It’s like trying to encourage a poltergeist to appear in your house because you’re bored, but I don’t care! As previously discussed around here, I have no Photoshop skills. But if you’d like to mock up CD covers for Young Twinks (and remember, this gives you the power to name the singles themselves! Disney World was right, imagination is wonderful!) please, please do. And then send the results, no matter how awful, to jess AT defamer.com.au with “Young Twinks” as the subject. It means when I’m going through my gay porn spam in my special alone time, I can take a peak at your magic too. Maybe we’ll assemble together a nice little gallery and really light a fire under the arse of Sony BMG! MORE: Hmmm… Looks Like Tom Williams Would Be Rather Open To The Idea Of ‘Young Twinks’ Attention Sony BMG: You Need To Make This Boy Band Happen More »

Hmmm… Looks Like Tom Williams Would Be Rather Open To The Idea Of ‘Young Twinks’

1:41PM Jess McGuire | I realise Tom Williams was kicked out of Idol over a week and a half ago and referring to interviews he may have made at that time is taking our Two Day Old News Desk TM concept to ridiculous new heights, but bear with me. After yesterday’s Defamer Australia request that Tom Williams, Dean Geyer, and Matt Corby unite to form the ultimate boyband of Idol cast-offs called Young Twinks, I read the following quote from Tom Williams in an article dated September 30th, and thought to myself “MY GOD! THERE’S A CHANCE YOUNG TWINKS COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN!” More »

Attention Sony BMG: You Need To Make This Boy Band Happen

11:44AM Jess McGuire | The following image, probably pilfered from the Kylie messageboards and sent to me by my beloved gay Will, made me laugh heartily. And then, once the chuckles died down, realise that there is probably a lot more money to be made from Young Twinks than there is from Young Divas. I’ve no doubt that teenage girls, attracted to but not intimidated by The Virgin Three, would spend every single dollar they could find on CDs and merchandise. And then there’s the pink dollar to factor in! Get on it, please. More »