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	<title>Defamer Australia &#187; wtf</title>
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	<description>Celebrity Gossip and Pop Culture from Australia and Hollywood</description>
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		<title>Gang Kills Lonely Obese People, Sells Their Fat For Cosmetics</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/gang-kills-lonely-obese-people-sells-their-fat-for-cosmetics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ravi Somaiya</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crime]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a story that can only be described as made-up-but-not, police have busted a gang in Peru who targeted fat people on &#8220;lonely roads&#8221;, killed them, extracted their fat and sold it, possibly to make anti-wrinkle treatments.
The extracted, liquidised fat sold for $US15,000 a litre, reports the BBC, and it apparently went to &#8220;European countries&#8221;. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hit A Bitch To Stop Domestic Violence</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/hit-a-bitch-to-stop-domestic-violence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:38:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bad ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[domestic violence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hit the bitch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what would be a good way to stop domestic violence? Set up a free website called &#8220;Hit The Bitch&#8221; where you can use your computer&#8217;s mouse to simulate beating that mouthy bitch till you&#8217;re &#8220;100% Gangsta.&#8221; But then!
Oh ho! Not so &#8220;Gangsta&#8221; after all, are you? In fact you are 100 per cent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>People Begging Google To Be Their Stalker</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/people-begging-google-to-be-their-stalker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Tate</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[your privacy is an illusion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.defamer.com.au/?p=348386</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Google said it can now keep a detailed list of everywhere you go, play your trips back like movies and generate &#8220;alerts&#8221; for unusual movements. Who wants this? The CIA? Nope: ordinary modern humans are asking to be tracked. Insane.
Google said in a blog post that it has been inundated with requests to add a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Cruise Controls Books And Bottles With His Mind</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/tom-cruise-controls-books-and-bottles-with-his-mind/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/tom-cruise-controls-books-and-bottles-with-his-mind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blown for good]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bottles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[marc headley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scientology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tom cruise]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It&#8217;s been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves.
Scientology refugee Marc Headley has written a book called Blown For Good &#8212; featuring a dramatic, action-scene-type [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will The Nu-Vampire Trend Please Die? Tonight?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/will-the-nu-vampire-trend-please-die-tonight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/will-the-nu-vampire-trend-please-die-tonight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[don't really know shit about russia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the Tarantino/Rodriguez camp-fest that was From Dusk Til&#8217; Dawn? George Clooney killed a bunch of south-of-the-border stripper/hooker-vampires using holy water-loaded Super Soakers. That was in 1996, and it should&#8217;ve been the end of vampire-cool. Now look where we are.
Vampires are the worst. They&#8217;re not evil-evil, anymore. They&#8217;ve been rendered powerless by True Blood and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywood&#8217;s Stalker Week Continues: Timberlake, Seacrest, Cyrus</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/hollywoods-spooky-stalker-week-continues-timberlake-seacrest-cyrus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/hollywoods-spooky-stalker-week-continues-timberlake-seacrest-cyrus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.defamer.com.au/?p=347604</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Celebrities deal with all kinds of ghouls: fans, paparazzi, tabloid media (Hi!), D-Listers, agents, etc. But the spookiest? Stalkers. Certifiable crazies who can&#8217;t get enough of you. Literally. Everyone&#8217;s got one lately: JT, Ryan Seacrest and Miley Cyrus
Yessur. Justin Timberlake&#8217;s stalker &#8212; surprisingly, not Brittney Spears &#8212; one Ms. Karen McNeil, was busted on Timberlake&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Desperate Fiends Paying To Have Google &#8220;Big Brother&#8221; Their Lives</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/desperate-fiends-paying-to-have-google-big-brother-in-their-lives/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/desperate-fiends-paying-to-have-google-big-brother-in-their-lives/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[consumer reporting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.defamer.com.au/?p=345982</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Google &#8212; Sauron of the internet, world, and soon: Middle Earth&#8217;s tech scene &#8212; will soon have your life on file, especially with the advent of Google Wave, which is still in the invite stage. People are now paying for invites.
If you&#8217;re a Google-horny fanperson with enthusiastic regard towards the way your existence will be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dudes Buying Fancy Beds</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/dudes-buying-fancy-beds/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/dudes-buying-fancy-beds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:36:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flotsam & Jetsam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[home furnishings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luxury]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.defamer.com.au/?p=344587</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just trying to be a normal xenophobic man these days means constantly fighting back against The System (ladies, etc.) telling us to buy fancy shampoo and fancy underwear, so, hey fellas, do not buy more fancy crap by choice.
Yea, so basically the WSJ has a very disheartening report saying guys are out buying beds and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bee Shaffer, The LA Corrections System, A Sparkly Chicken</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/bee-shaffer-the-la-corrections-system-and-a-sparkly-chicken/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/bee-shaffer-the-la-corrections-system-and-a-sparkly-chicken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[anna wintour]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tipsters]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I honestly don&#8217;t know how else to caption this photo we received of Bee Shaffer&#8212;Anna Wintour&#8217;s daughter, left&#8212;and two friends, one of whom is dressed as a sparkly chicken. This looks like the most fun night ever.
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		<title>New Yorker Gets Great Hip Hop Story Somehow</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/new-yorker-gets-great-hip-hop-story-somehow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/new-yorker-gets-great-hip-hop-story-somehow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Online]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clips]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sunday in the atl and i'm all outta ale]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Wowza, Ta-Nehisi Coates got an entire profile of MF Doom in the New Yorker this week, something so unlikely it sounds like a dare. The best hip hop journalist profiles today&#8217;s illest MC in America&#8217;s best magazine. Mmmm, food.
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