wtf
People
4:26AM Hamilton Nolan | Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It’s been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves. More »
Tom Cruise Controls Books And Bottles With His Mind
4:26AM Hamilton Nolan | Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It’s been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves. More » 
Flotsam & Jetsam
Will The Nu-Vampire Trend Please Die? Tonight?
12:15PM Foster Kamer | Remember the Tarantino/Rodriguez camp-fest that was From Dusk Til’ Dawn? George Clooney killed a bunch of south-of-the-border stripper/hooker-vampires using holy water-loaded Super Soakers. That was in 1996, and it should’ve been the end of vampire-cool. Now look where we are. More »
People
Hollywood’s Stalker Week Continues: Timberlake, Seacrest, Cyrus
4:38AM Foster Kamer | Celebrities deal with all kinds of ghouls: fans, paparazzi, tabloid media (Hi!), D-Listers, agents, etc. But the spookiest? Stalkers. Certifiable crazies who can’t get enough of you. Literally. Everyone’s got one lately: JT, Ryan Seacrest and Miley Cyrus More »
Online
Desperate Fiends Paying To Have Google “Big Brother” Their Lives
7:15AM Foster Kamer | Google — Sauron of the internet, world, and soon: Middle Earth’s tech scene — will soon have your life on file, especially with the advent of Google Wave, which is still in the invite stage. People are now paying for invites. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Dudes Buying Fancy Beds
2:36AM Hamilton Nolan | Just trying to be a normal xenophobic man these days means constantly fighting back against The System (ladies, etc.) telling us to buy fancy shampoo and fancy underwear, so, hey fellas, do not buy more fancy crap by choice. More »
People
Bee Shaffer, The LA Corrections System, A Sparkly Chicken
Online
New Yorker Gets Great Hip Hop Story Somehow
2:52AM Hamilton Nolan | Wowza, Ta-Nehisi Coates got an entire profile of MF Doom in the New Yorker this week, something so unlikely it sounds like a dare. The best hip hop journalist profiles today’s illest MC in America’s best magazine. Mmmm, food.
Online
Wrangler Wearers Accused Of Thinking
6:50AM Hamilton Nolan | Wrangler—the jeans for those who think Levis are a little faggy—grinds on with its ferociously mistargeted ad campaign. Whereas actual Wrangler wearers would probably enjoy, say, an endorsement by Clint Bowyer, what they get is some existentialist bullshit. More »
People
FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
5:50AM Hamilton Nolan | A shaken nation will be holding its head just a bit higher tonight, knowing that the FCC has said it wants to “further investigate” the 2004 Janet Jackson Super Bowl boob-flash incident that still scars America to this day. More »
People
