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On Mankind’s Love For The Undead
7:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Woody Harrelson recently took some time from banging his bongos to make a big Hollywood movie. It’s called Zombieland and deals with the undead, a tried and true cinematic draw. Should we be worried? And what of the soul’s role? More »
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Tyra Banks Enjoys Being Naked, In The Right Light
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Tyra lets it hang out. Paparazzi want to hang Tom and Gisele out for an alleged shooting. And Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr are hanging out with a new baby. Welcome to your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More »
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Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Understand Why Models Won’t Date Him
10:45PM the cajun boy | Robert Pattinson whines about not getting more hot chicks, Brad Pitt is a joint-rolling artist, Kate Major says boning Jon Gosselin was “amazing”, Mariah Carey disses the Grammys, Alicia Silverstone gets naked and David Cook is dating an older woman. More »
Woody Harrelson Vs. Kate Hudson: Why They Just Can’t Get Along
8:00AM Molly Friedman | Considering the free-lovin’, liberal personalities of two undergarments-fearing stars like Woody Harrelson and Kate Hudson, we were a bit surprised to hear rumours that Woody is “relieved” and happy now that Kate is out of BFF Owen Wilson’s love life for good. Janet Charlton is reporting that “Woody and Kate NEVER got along, but they put aside their differences for Owen…[Woody] never thought she was the right girl for him.” So why would these two hippie dippy celebs find it so hard to get along? After a bit of digging, we came up with three theories, from Woody’s big-screen debut alongside Goldie Hawn, to the skinny-dipper’s habit of setting Owen up with mystery blondes while he and Kate were still together:
‘Surfer, Dude’ Confirms Matthew McConaughey’s Schtick Not So Cute When You’re Required To Pay For It
10:20AM Seth | Just two weeks after Matthew McConaughey had his first child, he’s already lost the pregnancy weight. If that’s not reason enough to hate him, there’s also this trailer for Surfer, Dude (if you’re confused by that comma, just wait until you watch the the video!), a stoner comedy for people turned off by Pineapple Express’s high production values and ability to elicit laughter. What’s going on here? Well, several famous weed-enthusiasts (Woody Harrelson, Willie Nelson) have contributed their talents to a project seemingly conceived not to send up McConaughey’s reputation, but rather to enable it: The entire thing seems like it was shot in short bursts between surfing runs and rent-a-car hotboxing opportunities, by the very same P.A.s who sauntered up to McConaughey in Malibu with tar-stained outline in hand, pledging, “We’d throw paparazzi down for you, brah.” More »
PETA’s Nominees For Sexiest Male Vegetarian Could Use Some Meat
6:20AM Molly Friedman | Those adorably violent animal lovers over at PETA have temporarily ceased from attacking fur-toting starlets with tomatoes to round up their nominees for this year’s Sexiest Vegetarian award. And judging by the list of potential winners, it seems that granola-loving male celebrities are seriously lacking in the “sexy” department as compared to their female counterparts. Herbivores like Naomi Watts and Natalie Portman are listed among the ladies, whereas guyliner fans, racist talk show hosts and ’80s heartthrob-turned-has-beens make up the majority of the male contenders. We take a closer look at the uneven distribution after the jump. More »
Top Five Classic Celebrity Paparazzi Attacks (As Inspired By Sienna Miller’s LAX Handbag Assault)
4:15AM Molly Friedman | Casual nudity enthusiast Sienna Miller became an official card-carrying member of that elite group of celebrities who unleash their hate of paparazzi by way of physical assault. As the Daily Mail reports, Miller swung her pricey purse at one pap’s face yesterday at LAX, possibly because he was a resident of Pittsburgh, or maybe she simply mistook him for Jude Law (as the pictures show, there is a resemblance to the nanny-loving baldie). But Sienna’s moment of outrage prompted us to recall our all-time favourite When Celebrities Attack moments in time, from Woody Harrelson’s caught-on-tape choke-hold to Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz’s romantically executed freakout years ago. Our five top picks after the jump:
Embattled Wesley Snipes Likened To Unifying Tree By Loyal Friends Denzel And Woody
9:03AM Seth | The Smoking Gun has uncovered yet another gem in Wesley Snipes’s “Oops! I failed to pay $38 million to the IRS—but isn’t that what the 861 Argument loophole is really there for? It isn’t? Well, then, you’re all racist!” Trial of the Century, reprinting two character reference letters recently penned by Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson. (You may recall that Snipes was acquitted of federal tax-fraud and conspiracy charges, but was convicted of a lesser count of failing to file tax returns, punishable by a potential jail term of up to 3 years.) More »
By Sheer Coincidence, Tom Cruise’s Son Lands Role In Will Smith’s Next Movie
8:15AM Molly Friedman | The last time we were allowed a brief glimpse into the mysterious lives of Tom Cruise’s “other” kids, the news wasn’t pretty. Harvey Levin and his TMZ minions were pointing out their awkward adolescence and homelessness, even going as far as to making a crack about their “frizzy” hair. But following in his defiant father’s footsteps, 13-year old Connor Cruise is fighting back against all those media meanies by reportedly scoring a plum role in the upcoming Will Smith vehicle, Seven Pounds. And as happy as we are that Connor finally realised playing soccer while surrounded by paparazzi wasn’t likely to turn into a full-time career, we’re somewhat suspicious of Tom’s claims that Connor scored the part of potential Scientologist/Cruise buddy Smith “all on his own”… More »
