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Flotsam & Jetsam
The Erratic Driving Behaviors Of Stephanie Pratt
2:30AM Foster Kamer | Stephanie Pratt, sister to creepy blondebeard Spencer, got DUI’d. Roman Polanski got out of jail! Kinda. Mickey Rourke, mobster groupie? Penn Badgley should huff paint. Pam Anderson’s big train and Tommy Lee’s big wang. Presenting your Sunday Gossip Roundup! More »
People
Woody Allen & Soon-Yi Previn: Madison & 77th Street
12:03AM Valerie Flame | Sept. 3 @ 3pm Snapped Woody and wife. They def heard the click, but I had berry out already writing an email when I spotted them. He always looks so miserable… More »
Big Screen
Gus Van Sant’s New Movie Sounds The Same As All His Old Movies
5:05AM Brian Moylan | When Columbia announced their upcoming project with the director, they tried to keep the plot secret. Why bother? The treatment leaked and the movie is full of emo teens, just like everything else he’s done (except Milk). More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Wintour Of Our Discontent
12:15AM Foster Kamer | The infamous Vogue editrix loses her party planner, House as a tranny-nun, Governator Ahnold’s real-life action sequence, a sad Hollywood divorce, midgets, gays, nerdy Jews, scary Americans, more Gossip Girl action, and Gary Busey. Presenting your Sunday morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Big Screen
Woody Allen’s Not-So-Triumphant Return To New York
3:56AM Richard Lawson | The director’s new film Whatever Works premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival last night, marking his first New York-set feature since fleeing for Europe six years ago. So how did it fare? Not terrifically. More »
Big Screen
Woody Allen Is Feeling Bleak Enough Without Your Judgement
6:40PM Ryan Tate | Woody Allen uses the word “tragic” four times in his front-page interview with the New York Observer. Also, “nihilistic,” “dreadful,” “sad,” “malcontent” and “embarrassment.” And that’s before he gets going about the “appropriate police.” More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Resurrections, Just In Time For Easter
1:31AM Richard | Nicole Kidman and Woody Allen join forces, cable ratings are up, the Kennedys get a conservative treatment, Ian Somerhalder is back, and, just maybe, so is Jesus. More »
Jake Gyllenhaal To Continue His Illustrious Singing Career
3:44AM Defamer Hollywood | Casting has been announced for the movie version of Damn Yankees, the baseball musical. Jake Gyllenhaal will sing! Also in casting news are Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, a Woody Allen movie, and Gossip Girl.
Scarlett Johansson’s Website Offers One Free Threesome With the Starlet, While Supplies Last
2:40AM Defamer Hollywood | Talk about your viral websites: in an apparent bid to piggyback off the infamous menage a trois in the upcoming Scarlett Johansson film Vicky Cristina Barcelona, scarlettjohansson.com is offering two lucky readers to join the starlet in what is being advertised as a “smoking-hot threesome.” While the site’s heavy reliance on capital letters and free downloads from Font Freak leads us to believe that it’s operating without Johansson’s official consent, we’ll excerpt its breathless offer and let you be the judge:
