10:25AM Molly Friedman | Sometimes we don’t know whether to thank VH1 for trying to “find true love” for washed up musicians or to strangle them for forcing us through
yet another round of Bret Michaels: Rock Of Love (working title: Rock Of Love: Really, I’ll Do Anyone At This Point). Yes, that sad series partially responsible for rendering all glass ceilings unbreakable is back and, this time, well, no, he’s probably still not serious. Why so cynical? Well, his last “winner,”
99-year old Chicago anchor chick Ambre Lake, lasted just under a day. But she did get the chance to really
pimp her MySpace profile with dirty pics, exclamation mark-happy updates on Bret’s CW appearances (!!!), and a heartfelt blog entry promising the “3rd time will be a charm!!!” Yes, spelling-challenged Ambre, we bet it will. You know, because
this time, all the barely clothed contestants will be forced to live in…wait for it…the same tightly confined tour bus! If you don’t smell love in the air, you’ve been dipping in to too many of these “ladies”‘ stashes:
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