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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Officially Make Lesbianism Chic
6:15AM Molly Friedman | Our favourite moment from the first episode of Living Lohan was when a giggly Ali Lohan said “I wanna be like Lindsay” in a very rehearsed, gun-to-her-head sort of way. Whichever puppet master that yanked her strings successfully managed to pull the transformation off, but not in the way we’d hoped. Rather than passing out in SUVs and borrowing some of Lindsay’s many cokepants for a quick crash and burn, little Ali appears to be moving in on Lindsay’s girl. As the Lohan/Ronson romance spread their tattooed and hickey-scarred wings to New York yesterday, the gruesome twosome turned into an even more gruesome threesome, as Ali joined the honeymooners on shopping trips and lunch dates. But Ali may not gain entrance into the private club of two — you see, the psychic geniuses at the NY Post have already gone ahead and prepared for Lindsay’s official coming out. Their case for Lohan As Lesbian, plus sources’ details on the fact that “they’re definitely dating,” after the jump.
Glenn Close: Buried Alive!
8:18AM Seth | You just never know what you’re going to get on The Martha Stewart Show. Today: We make our own herb garden kits. And later, Glenn Close recalls the time she was buried alive with her husband! Wait—what? [Martha] Good news, everyone! Star Jones is dating again. (Or has a snappy-dressing driver/assistant/bodyguard.) And! Is looking sassy. [Bossip] Tina Fey is the most adorable anti-film-piracy figurehead since Lucky and Flo. (And we’re not comparing her to a labrador retriever. We just think she’s cute.) [ONTD] Talk Sex with Sue Johanson is ending its six-year run on Oxygen? But where else are we going to get straight-up advice from someone who resembles our sixth-grade English teacher on the proper use of a double-headed dildo? [AP] Photobombing is our new favourite pranktivity. And of all the photobombs collected here, this one of a guy shoving a fat finger up his nose while Wilmer Valderrama tries to look like the man with three hot chicks on his arm is our very favourite. [listoftheday] More »
FremantleMedia Wants A Piece Of What Wilmer Valderrama Is Packing
4:39AM Jess McGuire | Is there any better way to start one’s day than with the discovery of a press release in one’s inbox trumpeting the marriage of the Venezuelan renaissance man behind MTV’s Yo Momma to the local outpost of the global TV production conglomerate responsible for popularising the phrase, “Seacrest, out?” (Answer: Yes. Many.) Still, we feel the need to note the latest baffling developments in Wilmer Valderrama’s death-proof career:
FremantleMedia North America (FMNA), producers of some of television’s most successful brands including “American Idol,” “America’s Got Talent” and “The Price Is Right,” has inked a first-look deal with Wilmer Valderrama and his WV Enterprises (WVE) to develop and launch future series concepts on a global scale. [...]
“We’re very pleased to be working with the talented tour de force better known as Wilmer Valderrama,” says [FMNA CEO Cecile] Frot-Coutaz. “He and [partner] Danny [Villa] are very gifted producers with a keen sensibility for entertaining content that appeals to their generation. We look forward to creating great projects together.”
Admittedly, we don’t share Valderrama’s impressive professional background of playing fourth-wheel characters on a longrunning Fox sitcom, so we aren’t even going to pretend to know what “future series concepts on a global scale” means. Franchising Yo Momma internationally strikes us as a logical place for FezMantle productions to start, however, as its hopeful, universal message of using hyperbolic statements regarding the obesity of the enemy’s mother – not guns – could lay the blueprint for world peace.
For those of you who just can’t get enough details about this exciting venture, the entire press release is after the jump.
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