willie nelson

Breaking: Willie Nelson’s Daughter Safe to Heckle After All

7:50AM Defamer Hollywood | After the torrent of scepticism that threatened to douse the near-instant mythology of country-fu trailblazer (and bar-brawlin’ Daughter of Willie) Paula Nelson, a shocking dispatch from Austin today indeed reveals a true hoax for the ages, one that Ashton Kutcher’s “Pop Fiction” posse could only dream of replicating: Apparently, the drunkard in the clip is Paula’s boyfriend Jeff Schwan, the stunt coordinator for Friday Night Lights. Schwan told COED that Paula and him wanted to pull a prank on their friends at the bar, so they set up a quick fracas to startle them. No foul play here.

Poor Drunk Bastard Not Likely to Fuck With Willie Nelson’s Little Girl Again

5:04AM Defamer Hollywood | Having many years ago traded our shitkicking, bar-brawling days for a pastier, stir-crazy life of bloggy servitude, our bittersweet tears of joy welcome this violent throwback to the good times. To wit: Apparently upset with a scene-stealing drunkard crashing her performance at Austin’s Saxon Pub, country-fu pioneer (and Willie Nelson offspring) Paula Nelson landed a kick that commenced a fantastic Lone Star ass-whuppin’. More »