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People

Levi’s Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges And Shoot Details

9:04AM Brian Moylan | It’s been quite a day for Levi Johnston. First Page Six speculated about the size of his wang, and now he is furious with NBC over a skit Conan and William Shatner did based on his fake Twitter account. More »
Online

Psychos Are The Most Interesting Things On Twitter

1:05AM Ryan Tate | It’s now scientifically proven: 40 per cent of Twitter is “pointless babble” and the rest is mainly replies to pointless babble, and spam. But there are a few very interesting tweeters; they scare the hell out of celebrities like William Shatner. More »
Small Screen

‘No Rain, No Rainbow’

6:29PM the cajun boy | On Monday night Conan had William Shatner on the Tonight Show to conduct a dramatic reading of a particularly poetic prose passage from Sarah Palin’s resignation speech. Tonight Shatner returned to conduct another dramatic reading of Palin tweets. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Beat Poet William Shatner Delivers Sarah Palin’s Farewell Speech

4:28PM Jess McGuire | Several switched on readers sent me the link to this video (thank you, lovelies!) so without any further ado, let’s get straight to a clip of William Shatner delivering Sarah Palin’s farewell speech in beat poetry form. It is glorious. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Brangelina Will Have To Pry My Gray’s Papaya From My Dead Hands

1:00AM Foster Kamer | Brad and Angelina want to move to the Upper West Side; I’d prefer they didn’t. Shirley Jones wants to get naked; same. Piven’s a perv, Shatner’s sad, Paul McCartney sucks, Stevie Wonder does blow! Here’s your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Small Screen

William Shatner Mimes Masturbation, Flips Off Conan On Tonight Show

7:15PM the cajun boy | William Shatner, looking bloated, red-faced, sweating, and acting as though he was either high or drunk or both, was a guest for the ages on Conan’s Tonight Show tonight. God bless him. More »

William Shatner: ‘George Takei Needs To Be Vetted Like A Horse’

9:43AM Seth | William Shatner’s obsession with George Takei reared its ugly head once more on the YouTube talk show he co-hosts with his daughter. More »

Defiant Sulu Blasts Back at William Shatner’s ‘Big, Shining, Demanding Ego’

8:25AM STV | It was only a matter of time before the alleged psychotic gay bridezilla that is George Takei fired back at his one-time TV captain William Shatner, whose claims that Takei invited every living Star Trek alumnus but him to his wedding met stiff, Suluian resistance in an interview airing this evening on Entertainment Tonight. After the jump, hear all the honours, weddings, funerals and other events Shatner has shined on in apparently forsaking his chums from the Final Frontier. “We keep reaching out and reaching out,” Takei says, “but he takes that and twists it and crumples it and turns it into something that’s rather… ugly.” Damn it, Jim! So can the relationship ever be mended? Yes, nods Takei, laying down terms we hope find the actors setting aside their differences at last — for the gays’ sake, if not Shatner’s own. (Be warned, their video is set to autoplay. It’s psychotic, too!) More »

William Shatner On Takei Wedding Snub: ‘He’s A Psychotic, Gay Bridezilla’

8:05AM Seth | Nothing on the fall TV schedule has captured our imaginations more than a tiny, as-yet-untitled program to recently premiere on YouTube, which we informally refer to around Defamer HQ as The William Shatner Has Seriously Lost His Fucking Mind Show. Accompanied by dutiful daughter Liz—the product, it’s widely rumoured, of a one-beam-stand with a hot little green number from Orion—Shatner has moved on from obsessing over his snubbing from the new Star Trek movie, and now has an entirely new rebuff to fixate on: his exclusion from the George Takei-Brad Altman nuptials. More »

Dear J.J. Abrams: You’re A Liar. Love, Bill And Liz Shatner

7:00AM Seth | By now you’re well aware that William “Bill” Shatner has not been written into J.J. Abrams’s Star Trek movie, an egregious cast omission all but certain to sink this latest Enterprise before it even manages to nudge itself off its launching dock. But the fact of the matter is that he isn’t, and while we seem to have come to terms with it, Shatner has not. It has thus evolved into precisely the kind of nerd-slight that gets bounced to and fro on the internets for us to stand by and watch like some interminable Pong game, just with less suspense or investment in the outcome. The latest chapter sucks Shatner’s daughter Liz into the proceedings—surprisingly normal-looking considering she was the product of a one-beam-stand with a hot little green number from Orion—in which they both clear the record. Bill was not, we repeat not, approached to appear in Star Trek, J.J. Won’t you reconsider? No? OK. More »