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Tilda Swinton Will Destroy Donald Trump
8:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Tilda Swinton and Donald Trump fighting. So are Tori Spelling and Star. And, yes, even Gore Vidal and Ed Koch. But at least there’s some love: Heidi Klum and Seal had baby number four. Welcome to your Tuesday gossip roundup! More »
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Sarah Jessica Parker Keeps Fans At Bay
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Mad fans want a piece of Sarah Jessica Parker. Mad ladies want Jon Gosselin. And Ashley Dupre’s mad at the haters. Rise and shine! Here’s your Thursday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
1:00AM Foster Kamer | Joe Francis fought with Brody Jenner and his girlfriend. Kristen Stewart’s naked, lacks confidence, blows Robert Pattinson…away. Jason Biggs + Monkey = Comedy. Lily Allen is scary, Jessie Spano needs advice, Oasis broke up. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Are Megan Fox And Shia LaBeouf Secret Lovers?
10:13PM the cajun boy | Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf might be boning, Whitney Port has a new fake boyfriend, Britney Spears dyed her hair and is sporting a ring, Bradley Cooper put Jennifer Aniston in the friend zone and Leo DiCaprio’s shoes got stolen. More »
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A Pervert’s Communism, Whitney Port’s Aestheticism
12:00AM Foster Kamer | Kelly Bensimon’s a glutton for punishment, well-studied thespian Whitney Port offers up a nuanced acting critique, two babies, two 90s stars, a Clinton house (hunting) party, and some Communist dick is still, years later, just some Communist dick: presenting your Monday morning gossip roundup. More »
Devastated Whitney Port Apologizes For Bikini-Ravaging Natural Disaster
7:30AM STV | Days after nature’s wrath laid waste to Whitney Port’s two-piece — on camera, natch — the City star expressed regret for the tragedy’s rippling cultural impact. The NSFW wreckage follows the jump. More »
Whitney From ‘The Hills’ Gets Spinoff, New Fake Boyfriend
7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | MTV’s worst-kept rumour has finally been confirmed: eternally OMG-faced Whitney Port (seemingly the most normal member of The Hills) has gotten her own NYC spinoff show, The City. According to Us, “Port, now a Diane Von Furstenberg employee, reunites with ‘a best friend from her past’ and meets ‘a guy she’s head-over-heels for.’” Translation: MTV provides Port with brand-new, camera-ready pals (including NYC socialite Olivia Palermo) and a carefully focus-grouped boyfriend! Paparazzi snaps of Port filming have strongly suggested that the teased love interest is Aussie musician Jay Lyon, who already has one ignoble celebrity relationship on his resume: More »
Audrina To Stare Plaintively After Smelling Ex Justin Bobby on BFF Lauren Conrad
7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Though Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge recently patched up their fractured friendship under the warm, nurturing eye of multiple video cameras, a brand-new rumour has both girls on the outs yet again. Says E!: More »
Did MTV Use ‘The Hills’ To Test the Whitney Spinoff Waters?
8:20AM Defamer Hollywood | For months, the rumour mill has been buzzing that Whitney Port of The Hills (she of the goofy mugging and relatively drama-free lifestyle) would be receiving her own, New York-set MTV spinoff. Last night’s Hills episode, then, seemed in many cases like a trial run for that series, as fearsome People’s Revolution flack Kelly Cutrone sent Whitney to the Big Apple to do some model castings, eventually manipulating the gangly blonde into a date with a shaggy-haired hunk. Does Whitney have what it takes to assume centre stage, or is she forever destined to play curious second fiddle to the mothership series’ Lauren Conrad? Remarkably (and with the help of videographer Molly McAleer), we were able to get our hands on a classified notes session smuggled from deep inside the bowels of MTV, and the candid reactions from execs Sheryl Rather-Wexler and Kip Finkelberg Jr. may shed some new light on Whitney’s primetime viability. Godspeed, girl. [MTV] More »
