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‘People’ Finds Sales of ‘Chosen Blobs’ Cover to Be Less Than Heavenly

5:50AM Defamer Hollywood | Until this week, it was taken as gospel that everything touched by peripatetic partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would turn to gold; in fact, newsstand operators were ordered to wear sunglasses when the two released pictures of their Chosen Twins to People, so bright was the babies’ gilded glow. Sadly, it looks like the exclusive that People paid so heavily for has resulted in a newsstand baby bump that was significantly less than they’d projected. Says Cover Awards: More »