when celebrities attack

Vengeful Brad Garrett Responds as Well as Can Be Expected to Being Called ‘Tall Faggot’

2:34AM STV | After a brief, thrilling lapse into the parallel universe of stars attacked by their own security detail, we’re kind of relieved today to see the restoration of celeb-on-paparazzo violence. And few do it like Brad Garrett, a pap-attacker from way back who last night staged a stunning return to form outside Dan Tana’s. TMZ’s record of the altercation suggests Garrett was provoked, and unless the taunts “He’s just a tall faggot, anyway,” and “Pussy” were defanged at some recent historical moment we overlooked, we think we’d tend to agree. More »

Top Five Classic Celebrity Paparazzi Attacks (As Inspired By Sienna Miller’s LAX Handbag Assault)

4:15AM Molly Friedman | Casual nudity enthusiast Sienna Miller became an official card-carrying member of that elite group of celebrities who unleash their hate of paparazzi by way of physical assault. As the Daily Mail reports, Miller swung her pricey purse at one pap’s face yesterday at LAX, possibly because he was a resident of Pittsburgh, or maybe she simply mistook him for Jude Law (as the pictures show, there is a resemblance to the nanny-loving baldie). But Sienna’s moment of outrage prompted us to recall our all-time favourite When Celebrities Attack moments in time, from Woody Harrelson’s caught-on-tape choke-hold to Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz’s romantically executed freakout years ago. Our five top picks after the jump: