10:26AM Jess McGuire | Swings and roundabouts, people.
As you may have heard, Defamer Australia pop favourites Girls Aloud were recently the target of a rogue public servant turned blogger’s fantasies of violence. Oh no!
A civil servant is being prosecuted over an internet blog which detailed the kidnap, torture and murder of the pop group Girls Aloud. Darryn Walker, 35, of South Shields, South Tyneside, is accused of writing and posting the 12-page “Girls (Scream) Aloud” story on a fantasy porn site.
Urgh. Poor The Girls Aloud – “DO NOT WANT”, as they say on the internet.
However, if anything’s gonna give the ladies a wide and perfectly white smile after that revelation, it’s news that Coldplay frontman Chris Martin bloody
loves them.
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