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People
Trump-Kushner Wedding Features Trump Brand Of Class
1:28AM Hamilton Nolan | Cindy Adams says that guests at the Jared Kushner-Ivanka Trump wedding received a “pair of small white flip-flops with the tag: ‘Ivanka and Jared — what a pair.’” Fine. But what about information on valuable real estate investment opportunities? More »
People
7:00AM Andrew Belonsky | It’s the moment we’ve all marginally aware of: Zooey Deschanel and Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard are officially married. The couple, who may be queen and king of indie land, did the deed in Washington state. Appropriate. [People]
Zooey Deschanel And Cutie Rocker Now Hitched
7:00AM Andrew Belonsky | It’s the moment we’ve all marginally aware of: Zooey Deschanel and Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard are officially married. The couple, who may be queen and king of indie land, did the deed in Washington state. Appropriate. [People]
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4:12PM Jess McGuire | How likely does it seem that Dannii and Kylie would want to share the spotlight on the blessed day they tie the knot with their handsome toyboy lovers? Not very, if you ask me. But then, what do I know? Perhaps that’s just how the Minogues roll. More »
Apparently The Minogue Sisters Are Planning A Joint Wedding
4:12PM Jess McGuire | How likely does it seem that Dannii and Kylie would want to share the spotlight on the blessed day they tie the knot with their handsome toyboy lovers? Not very, if you ask me. But then, what do I know? Perhaps that’s just how the Minogues roll. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
12:42PM Jess McGuire | Personally, I would MUCH rather see YouTube footage of Luke Gibson and Andrea Davison’s wedding spectacular than be forced to view yet another zany look-the-whole-bridal-party-has-learned-a-choreographed-dance! clip from some random American couple’s nuptials. More »
The Greatest Wedding Ever
12:42PM Jess McGuire | Personally, I would MUCH rather see YouTube footage of Luke Gibson and Andrea Davison’s wedding spectacular than be forced to view yet another zany look-the-whole-bridal-party-has-learned-a-choreographed-dance! clip from some random American couple’s nuptials. More »
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NYT Needs To Stop Messing With World’s Psychotic Wedding Fetishists
9:30AM a | WTF? The New York Times made a huge “teachable moment” on this weekends weddings, and we got tipped off to it! Phyllis Nefler, who polices the mean streets of the NYT’s Weddings & Celebrationsis on the case. Sick ‘em, Phyllis. More »
Music
Has Chris Brown’s Career Been Rehabbed By A Minnesota Wedding?
1:20AM Foster Kamer | Have you seen the viral video of the wedding party from Minnesota dancing down the aisle to their nuptials? It’s awesome. Well, they went on The Today Show and recreated it. How awkward was it? More »
Small Screen
The Hills: Love Means Having To Grudgingly Say You’re Sorry
2:52AM Richard Lawson | The pen is indeed mightier! In fact, the pen is ultimate. Which is to say, last night was the second-to-last episode of The Hills this season, calloo callay. As any good second-to-last episode is, it was all setup for the dramatic finale next week. So let’s sift through the setup. More »Salma Hayek Marries Billionaire Ex-Beau
3:10AM Kyle Buchanan | Salma Hayek weds, African baby thought he had dibs. [E!] More »
