wedded bliss

Mazel Tov To Andrew G And Noa Tishby!

10:11AM Clem Bastow | In news that will likely have twice-dumped Cleo Bachelor Of The Year Jason Dundas crying into his Weet-Bix, former title-holder Andrew G has tied the knot! The perma-tanned and questionably moustachioed/hair-styled [V] and Idol host married his long-term girlfriend, Israeli actress and model Noa Tishby (they were an item when he was Bachelor Of The Year, in fact), and we’ll get to gawp at the pics in one of the glossies next week. For the time being, here’s the blushing bride’s take on it all: “We’re bringing in people from all over – Australia, LA, London, Switzerland and Amsterdam,” Tishby told The Jerusalem Post, before the marriage ceremony over the weekend. “We’re going to schlepp them all over the country – Jerusalem and Yad Vashem and the Old City, then the Dead Sea, Masada, then the Kinneret and the North,” she said. “Andrew’s been here many times and he’s obsessed with Israel – it was very important for us to have (the wedding) here and use the opportunity to show people the country.” Hip hip hip! Three cheers for the happy couple. Defamer Australia sends its warmest congratulations to the happy couple, and would like to let G offsider and pal James Matheson that we are still single! More »

Joshua Kelley Would Be ‘Drawing On Tablecloths’ If It Weren’t For A.D.D. Expert Katherine Heigl

10:17AM Defamer Hollywood | Katherine Heigl is not a doctor, but she plays one on TV. Scratch that, we just learned that she plays one in real-life, too! The Emasculation of Joshua Tour never fails to disappoint, as evidenced by Joshua’s admission to People that it was none other than Katherine who diagnosed him with Attention Deficit Disorder, thereby saving him from a life of scribbling doodles for spare change: “‘When we first met, I could tell that my A.D.D. would definitely frustrate her a little bit…It’s like, I would be drawing on paper tablecloths when I should have been engaging in conversation – little things like that. No one ever told me that before. Nobody ever cared. But she does. And I like that.”

Katherine Heigl Brings Her Rousing ‘Emasculation Of Joshua’ Tour To Harpo Studios

12:11PM Mark Graham | Fresh off an exhilarating birthday bonanza and an electrifying stop on The Late Show with David Letterman, Katherine Heigl brought her nicotine-stained 27 Dresses promotional tour to the Oprah show earlier this afternoon. Being the consummate pro that she is, she did NOT let the opportunity slip through her fingers to knock her new husband Josh “Call Me Joshua” Kelley down a few pegs. More »

Katherine Heigl: Just Not That Into Him?

7:35AM Defamer Hollywood | Defamer’s favorite defender of feminism/nicotine addict, Katherine Heigl, is making the rounds on the talk show circuit to ostensibly pump up the enthusiasm levels for her new rom-com, 27 Dresses. However, she spent most of her time on The Late Show last night emasculating her husband of two weeks, Josh “Katherine Calls Me Joshua” Kelley. That is, when she wasn’t readily admitting that she wouldn’t stoop to the level of actually paying to go see her own movie. More »