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How Tila Tequila’s Maid Totally Ruined Her Day

9:50AM Ryan Tate | Twitter’s co-founder gave some free advice to Google and Tila Tequila complained that her inconsiderate maids aren’t grateful enough. The Twitterati had some suggestions for you. More »
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Trib Reporter Bemoans ‘Racist, Semi-Literate’ Readers

8:36AM Ryan Tate | Wailin Wong has had it with the homophobes on the Chicago Tribune website, which is just as well, since one time blogger Ana Marie Cox has had it with people insisting she wear pants. The Twitterati, in short, said they wanted a revolution. More »
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Debating ‘D-Bag’ Dave Matthews Fans

7:06AM Ryan Tate | Caroline McCarthy was so beyond debating Dave Matthews Band fans; Brian Stelter was so damning his depressing dinner and Joan Walsh had so had it with Bill O’Reilly. The Twitterati went beyond the breaking point. More »
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Kirstie Alley Blocks ‘F$##ING PAPARAZZI WHORES’ On Twitter

10:49AM Ryan Tate | Wired editors contemplated crystal meth; Paul Carr cursed out #hashtags and Kirstie Alley got into it with a paparazzo. The Twitterati felt seedy today. More »
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Why Is It Called ‘D,’ Anyway? The Twitterati Wonder

8:28AM Ryan Tate | The Twitterati weren’t themselves: Caroline McCarthy was mistaken for airline staff; a Guardian writer turned into one of the Stepford Wives and a professional tattoo aficionado found himself destroying art. More »