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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
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Happy Dan Brown Day

3:01AM Pareene | Hooray! Today you can finally buy Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol, a new interactive novel about a heroic professor with a mullet who fights Catholics and Masons. It will save publishing, and ruin Washington DC. More »
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Friday, June 19, 2009
Small Screen

How To Break Into The Real World: DCers’ House

5:37AM Richard Lawson | OK, that’s not what we’re advocating here, or even talking about. What we mean to say is: Hey, look! Someone found the blueprints for the Real World’s new Dupont-located fuckhut. The biggest news? There’s no goddamned hot tub. Whither Chlamydia? More »
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Monday, May 25, 2009
Online

The Fried-Chicken/Gyro Lobby Works Incredibly Hard These Days

1:30AM Foster Kamer | Your headline of the morning: “Politician Blames neighbourhood Crime on Pizza Sales.”
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