6:00AM Molly Friedman | Meet Andy Fiscella. Andy owns the Lohan- and Dunst-infested
Crown Bar, as well as
the Dime and Winston’s. Andy’s likes include: brown corduroys,
Brett Ratner, and knocking on wood for good luck. Andy’s dislikes include:
Britney Spears, grade-school bullies, and anyone who would dare compare him to Troy Duffy. Which, of course, means he also dislikes us. You see, like Duffy, the rags-to-riches-to-rags former bartender who penned Boondock Saints only to wind up
screwed over by Darth Weinstein, has an eerily similar trajectory as Andy — though Fiscella’s inevitable downfall still lies on the horizon. In
a Metromix profile on the poor man’s Brent Bolthouse, we’re given the chance to dive inside of a “hot spot” club owner’s mind grapes. And predictably, they’re rotten, sour, and likely to cause you to vomit.
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