1:49PM Jess McGuire | Alright, so it’s Monday afternoon and we’re only just writing about Todd McKenney’s
long weekend adventures. There’s a good reason for that. Occasionally in this blogging caper, a story comes along which is so good, so dramatic, so hilarious, and so unbelievable that even though you have eighteen thousand things to say about it, your noggin actually begins to overload with blogger glee and you’re rendered silent for days as you come to terms with how phenomenal the story you’re on the verge of writing about is.
You can imagine, then, how our brain whirred out of control when we spoke to Our Gay (Defamer Australia’s official Euro Correspondent, Sir Will Fop) late on Saturday night and he piped up “Oh, have you read that Todd McKenney story which has just popped up online? Apparently he’s been arrested. Found passed out in a park in the afternoon with GHB in his pocket. He’s blaming it on haters, saying he’s been framed. Hugh Jackman has put out a statement saying “My heart goes out to him” and called the news absolutely terrible.”
DING DING DING DING DING DING! That’s the sound of our ability to comprehend such a development reaching its absolute limit.
Thankfully we’ve had some time to ponder, reflect, and accept. Let’s do this shit after the jump.
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