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Summer Can Only Get Better as Let-Down Trifecta Storms the Multiplex

2:10AM Defamer Hollywood | Welcome back to another week of Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to the fresh hell of what’s new at the movies. After taking a Hancock holiday weekend to find ourselves, we’re back in full-on summer anguish mode as yet another massive comics adaptation hits theatres, Brendan Fraser goes a-spelunkin’ and Eddie Murphy returns with… we don’t even know. But! We also have our eyes on a few alternatives both at the theatres and in the comfort of our air-conditioned caves, so all is not lost. As always, our opinions are our own and elegantly spot-on — which, of course, you’ve come to expect and we’re happy to oblige! More »

Today in Cannes Hell: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Breast, Critic Riots and a Word with Charlie Kaufman

8:50AM Defamer Hollywood | With the minor exception of missing out on Jim Toback’s documentary on Mike Tyson (which will screen here this fall anyway — we can wait), the only regret we have so far about sitting out the Cannes Film Festival is our absence at the mini-riot that preceded the press screening of director James Gray’s drama Two Lovers, starring Joaquin Phoenix and Gwyneth Paltrow. That’s when we’re at our best, as were Lou Lumenick and the “major U.S. film critic” (*cough* Manohla Dargis *cough*) who apparently exclaimed, “I’m not going to wait an hour for f—-ing James Gray” before an ensuing screening delay, shoving match and seating free-for-all. Like his resilient cousins in the roach family, Roger Friedman naturally outlasted the meltdown and later delivered his sterling, tasteful review, “Gwyneth Paltrow Bares a Breast in Film”: You don’t really think of Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow as the racy type. But in her new film, Two Lovers, which debuted at the Cannes Film Festival Monday night, she quite surprisingly bares a single breast. The shot is, shall we say, head-on into the camera. And it’s for more than a couple of seconds. This is no wardrobe malfunction. It’s on purpose. (To paraphrase a great Seinfeld quote: “They’re real … and they’re spectacular!”) More »