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Chris Brown’s Larry King Live “Apology” Means Nothing
1:27PM Andrew Belonsky | So, Chris Brown appeared on Larry King Live, the go-to show for those looking to rehabilitate their image following scandal. Sadly for Brown, the appearance came off as nothing more than a bid at fulfilling the requisite media appearance. More »
Small Screen
Horrible, Repugnant 9/11 Ad: The Video!
11:07AM Andrew Belonsky | What’s worse than making a 9/11-themed ad? Making a 9/11-themed video! More »
People
Jeremy Piven Will Repeat His Story Until You Think It’s True
12:45AM Brian Moylan | The devil is in the details, and the details to this little devil’s story keep getting piled on. Piven told David Letterman last night that he not only had mercury poisoning, but a host of other ailments as well. More »
People
Muhammad Ali: Irishman
7:52AM Hamilton Nolan | Why was The Greatest in Ennis, Ireland today. Because it’s the hometown of Ali’s Irish great-grandfather, Abe Grady. Whoa, is there any arse that those Irish cannot kick? Doesn’t look like it. Click to watch Ali’s Ireland knockout! Hometown hero!
Music
Madonna Video Not As Bad As We Thought
4:00AM Brian Moylan | The final version of Madonna’s latest video “Celebration” came out today and, like we hoped the dreaded 15 seconds that was leaked isn’t in the final edit. That doesn’t mean what is left is that much better. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Scientology Thwarted (For Now)
8:15PM Andrew Belonsky | The Scientologists had their henchmen remove that scary jargon video. A new one is here.
People
Kurt Cobain Brought Back To Life As Playable Video Game Character
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Well, if Gus Van Sant’s rockstar suicide porn Last Days wasn’t vicarious enough for you, you can now play as a Kurt Cobain-like character in Guitar Hero 4, replete with the infamous Daniel Johnston shirt. Via Fimoculous, game trailer below. More »
People
Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
1:00AM Foster Kamer | Joe Francis fought with Brody Jenner and his girlfriend. Kristen Stewart’s naked, lacks confidence, blows Robert Pattinson…away. Jason Biggs + Monkey = Comedy. Lily Allen is scary, Jessie Spano needs advice, Oasis broke up. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More »
People
Michael Jackson Lives! (Seriously, People Believe This?)
1:18PM Andrew Belonsky | People are stupid. Pure and simple. Take, for example, rumours circulating that Michael Jackson, like Tupac and Elvis, still walks among us. Why would people believe such an outlandish thing? Again: they’re stupid. And then there’s this… More »
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