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Australian Idol Round-Up: Vesna Is Not Amused

10:00AM Clem Bastow | Old-timer Big Brother fans would’ve been thrilled to see the nation’s favourite hairdresser and fan of “intimate wash” pop up on Australian Idol the other night. However, the pint-sized firecracker was not there to sing, but to support her boyfriend Sebastian Pluchinotta – and what happened next was typical of the show’s increasingly dodgy “direction”. To wit, Dicko and Kyle were not satisfied that Pluchinotta was straight, and made him sing his chosen song directly to Vesna’s face; Dicko then mock-stormed out, evidently in protest of the massive amounts of gaydar his antennae were picking up (I picked up roughly 5% gaydar, and that was from the loving looks Dicko and Kyle were giving each other). Pluchinotta did not get through. Unsurprisingly, Vesna is pissed, and is letting everyone know about it. More »

The Process Of Selecting The Least Endearing Individuals Australia Has To Offer For Their Chance At Reality Television Glory Has Begun

7:42AM Jess McGuire | If the idea of finding yourself lost for hours in a virtual quagmire of shitful idiocy sounds appealing, then are you in luck! Would be Big Brother contestants have been uploading videos of themselves in an attempt to gain a place in the Dreamworld compound in the upcoming 2008 Gretel-less season, and we have spent the past few hours watching the cringe-inducing antics of hideous bogans monkeying about in front of a camera, -and hating ourselves passionately for doing so . Go to the Big Brother website to cast your eye over the types of folk who’ll be dominating your telly next year. And hey – who’s this? Why, there’s a familiar face! Is there a rule about appearing in the same reality show twice, do you think? More »

BB Vesna Has A Snatch… Erm, We Mean A Snatchcast

3:07PM Jess McGuire | Our dearest (MySpace) friend Vesna from Series Five of Big Brother – the last season we can recall being truly awesome even though it was ultimately heartbreaking – has launched her very own podcast, which she’s delightfully labelled Vesna’s Snatchcast! You can download the first one from here. Says Vesna - Each and every week we’ll be talking about all things Big Brother related, and on a Thursday morning you’ll be able to download a new episode from my official myspace page, or from Adem’s pop culture website. We both make mention in episode 1 of doing it fortnightly, but after we finished we changed our minds and decided to it weekly instead haha. Sorry about the sound quality, Adem’s amplifier blew up on the weekend so we’re going to have to do the Snatchasts on his mobile phone until it gets repaired. Technology, man, I just don’t get it! She’s now up to Snatchcast #2, and we’ve been told that in it Vesna “screams, talks about hotdogs, and discusses the most recent saga involving her vagina. ” Lovely. Subscribe away! DEFAMER AUSTRALIA FACT! Vesna recently offered to give us a “buzz and colour”. Which sounds a bit butch for our liking, but whatevs. It’s the adorable thought that counts. More »