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Everybody Was Kung-Fu (And Every Other Kind Of) Fighting
11:01PM Ravi Somaiya | Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More »
Verne and The Real Baby
8:49AM Seth | As a companion piece to this morning’s Angela Lansbury Applying Lotion and Talking About Sex While Luxuriating in a Bubble Bath video, we present for you now Verne Troyer’s Forceful Taking of a Naked Doll. More »
Why Yes, That IS Mini-Me In A Pooh Costume Eating Honey
7:54AM Kyle Buchanan | Verne Troyer has finally found something even more embarrassing than appearing on Celebrity Big Brother in a different country: being forced to wear a Winnie the Pooh costume on that very same show. More »
Verne Troyer Reveals His Heath Ledger Tattoo to British D-Listers
8:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Most of Verne Troyer’s onscreen partners like to humiliate him (sometimes in distinctly NSFW ways), but the late Heath Ledger was different. More »
Lady Love’s Wee Man Fling Cuts Verne Troyer’s Latest Romance Short
5:05AM STV | Everyone’s got his her or her thing, and bless Dominique Arganese’s heart, she likes midgets. Like, two of them. At the same time, according to reports, which cite Verne Troyer’s lithe new girlfriend and partner-in-steak as a two-timing dwarf seductress. And her latest conquest? Jason “Wee Man” Acuna, naturally, with whom the Montreal-based model is rumoured to appear in compromising photos currently making the rounds. More »
Meet Verne Troyer’s Future Sex Tape Partner!
5:50AM STV | Heartwarming news out of Las Vegas today indicates that Verne Troyer may have finally moved beyond the anguish of his Love Guru/Mini-Me Sex Tape summer twofer and into the restorative arms of one Dominique Arganese, a Montreal-based model whom Troyer recently wooed with a whirlwind Sin City courtship, according to InTouch Weekly: More »
Verne Troyer Lawsuit Goes to the (Allegedly Abused) Dogs
5:35AM Defamer Hollywood | Just when it seemed that the Verne Troyer abuse imbroglio couldn’t sink any lower, his ex, Ranae Shrider, drops a new bombshell: the diminutive actor used to attack her dogs with his reaching stick! Says Shider’s rep, Holly Bannon, to Us Weekly: More »
Verne Troyer Accuses Sex Tape Partner of Unsolicited Dwarf Tossing
4:20AM Defamer Hollywood | Allow us to recap the long, strange saga of Verne Troyer and his live-in girlfriend Ranae Shrider: first, there was the sex tape. Then, there were the accusations and overly detailed explanations of the erstwhile Mini-Me’s sexual prowess. Now Troyer is accusing Shrider of assaulting him in ways that will no doubt give Mike Myers some new ideas for Austin Powers 4. Says TMZ: More »
We’re So Excited: Screech Set To Unveil The Sex And Drugs Behind The Scenes Of ‘Saved By The Bell’
11:10AM Molly Friedman | When we used to wake up in the mornin’ after the alarm gave out a warnin’, it was always alright ‘cuz we were Saved By The Bell. Yes, all you ’80s-born kiddies, the show we embarrassingly grew up watching religiously despite the fact that catching a rerun these days makes us dry-heave, is in the headlines again. The frizzy-haired, unemployed trophy winner of the World’s Most Nauseating Sex Tape (that is, until Mini-Me stole the title), Dustin “Screech” Diamond, has given up on those comedy club circuit dreams and made the heroic decision to put his nose to the mirror grindstone. As Vulture reports, we will soon have the pleasure reading a tell-all book scripted by Diamond, detailing what really went on behind the scenes of that epic show. And if you’re like us, who consider Jesse Spano’s “I’m So Excited…I’m So…Scared” scene a pivotal moment in our adolescence, don’t despair — Diamond is said to be more than ready to spill each and every bean when it comes to revealing all of the dirty deets of Bayside High School’s Class of 1993. More »
