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	<title>Defamer Australia &#187; vampires</title>
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		<title>When Twihards Attack: New Moon-Related Brawls And Molestations</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/when-twihards-attack-a-compendium-of-new-moon-related-brawls-and-molestations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[edward cullen]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A brawl over a Robsessed poster leaves one hospitalised. A middle-aged man is at large after biting a teen girl&#8217;s neck. Schoolyard attacks plague innocent children. Where are our vampire-protectors when we really need them?
Answer: Hiding from their rabid fans.
There are four major types of Twihard attack, each with a unique perpetrator profile and modus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twilight: New Moon Sucks Big Money From Wallets Worldwide</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/twilight-new-moon-sucks-big-money-from-wallets-worldwide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[michael lewis]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Behold the power of the sparkly vampire. How much money do you think Robert Pattinson&#8217;s dead-eyed stare brought into the people who birthed Twilight: New Moon into this world? Well, you&#8217;re probably short a few million.
Try $US140.7 million on for size. Let that sink into your neck and suck your will to live and/or be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>14 Twihard Creations And The Fan Fiction They Inspire</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/14-twihard-creations-and-the-fan-fiction-they-inspire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Azaria Jagger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Big Screen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dildos]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[kristen stewart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new moon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stepping into the cold air of a moonless night, Bella quivered with anticipation for the Twilight: New Moon premiere. Awaiting the film&#8217;s arrival at a theatre near her, she contented herself with a handsome assortment of Edward Cullen-themed objects.
She took her favourite pair of Edward Cullen panties out of the dryer slid them onto her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Stop Telling Teen Girls Vampires Are Bad For Them</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/please-stop-telling-teen-girls-vampires-are-bad-for-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Moylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flotsam & Jetsam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shut up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the vampire diaries]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vampires are huge. Ratings for fang banging shows are unbelievable and the anticipation for the Twilight sequel is vomit inducing. We&#8217;re sick of the undead too, but please stop telling girls that liking vampires will warp them!
Today&#8217;s horrible press release is from a PR agency wanting us to do a story about how liking vampires [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will The Nu-Vampire Trend Please Die? Tonight?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/will-the-nu-vampire-trend-please-die-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.defamer.com.au/?p=347611</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember the Tarantino/Rodriguez camp-fest that was From Dusk Til&#8217; Dawn? George Clooney killed a bunch of south-of-the-border stripper/hooker-vampires using holy water-loaded Super Soakers. That was in 1996, and it should&#8217;ve been the end of vampire-cool. Now look where we are.
Vampires are the worst. They&#8217;re not evil-evil, anymore. They&#8217;ve been rendered powerless by True Blood and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Try To Tell Us Vampires Are The New Gays</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/dont-try-to-tell-us-vampires-are-the-new-gays/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/dont-try-to-tell-us-vampires-are-the-new-gays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Moylan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blood sucking]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The theory that teen girls are suddenly all about vampires because they want to have sex with gay men is interesting. Also, total crap.
On Esquire.com today, Stephen Marche tries to explain the surge in vampire frenzy (see the Twilight books and movies, True Blood, The Vampire Diaries, and more) by saying it is fuelled by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Twilight: New Moon Trailer Leaks, Teenage Girls&#8217; Heads Explode</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/new-twilight-new-moon-trailer-leaks-teenage-girls-heads-explode-en-masse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/new-twilight-new-moon-trailer-leaks-teenage-girls-heads-explode-en-masse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dark magic of the seo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heard of a film called Sorority Row? No? It&#8217;s a lame teen horror flick starring nobody of note but Rumer Willis and Audrina Patridge. But pathological teenage stalkettes have, because it&#8217;s got the new Twilight: New Moon trailer preceding it.
Sorority Row&#8217;s going up against some decent box office competition, including Inglorious Basterds, The Final Destination, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Lindsay Lohan Trying To Get Some Vampire Money?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/is-lindsay-lohan-trying-to-get-some-true-bloodtwlilight-vampire-money/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/is-lindsay-lohan-trying-to-get-some-true-bloodtwlilight-vampire-money/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 19:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s been chillin&#8217; on the DL lately, when she&#8217;s not beefing with bodegas or working on Robert Rodriguez&#8217;s new film. So what&#8217;s she up to with all that extra time? Envying the vampire capitalism she&#8217;s not a part of.
LiLo posted these pictures to her Twitter recently; they even have strangely unintelligible captions. It&#8217;s our [...]]]></description>
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