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14 Twihard Creations And The Fan Fiction They Inspire
5:25PM Azaria Jagger | Stepping into the cold air of a moonless night, Bella quivered with anticipation for the Twilight: New Moon premiere. Awaiting the film’s arrival at a theatre near her, she contented herself with a handsome assortment of Edward Cullen-themed objects. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Please Stop Telling Teen Girls Vampires Are Bad For Them
6:30AM Brian Moylan | Vampires are huge. Ratings for fang banging shows are unbelievable and the anticipation for the Twilight sequel is vomit inducing. We’re sick of the undead too, but please stop telling girls that liking vampires will warp them! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Will The Nu-Vampire Trend Please Die? Tonight?
12:15PM Foster Kamer | Remember the Tarantino/Rodriguez camp-fest that was From Dusk Til’ Dawn? George Clooney killed a bunch of south-of-the-border stripper/hooker-vampires using holy water-loaded Super Soakers. That was in 1996, and it should’ve been the end of vampire-cool. Now look where we are. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Don’t Try To Tell Us Vampires Are The New Gays
6:24AM Brian Moylan | The theory that teen girls are suddenly all about vampires because they want to have sex with gay men is interesting. Also, total crap. More »
Big Screen
New Twilight: New Moon Trailer Leaks, Teenage Girls’ Heads Explode
4:15AM Foster Kamer | Heard of a film called Sorority Row? No? It’s a lame teen horror flick starring nobody of note but Rumer Willis and Audrina Patridge. But pathological teenage stalkettes have, because it’s got the new Twilight: New Moon trailer preceding it. More »
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