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The Germans Love ‘Valkyrie’!
2:45AM STV | The debate over Valkyrie’s box-office viability has tempered since its plunge from the post-holiday Top 10. But while it’s barely broken even at home, it managed a stunning Euro groundswell over the weekend. More »
Tom Cruise Comes Face-To-Mask With ‘Anonymous’
8:36AM Kyle Buchanan | Tom Cruise has finally been confronted by the one red carpet presence more troublesome than Billy Bush: The anti-Scientology, V for Vendetta-masked group known as “Anonymous.” More »
Vengeful Gossip Bashes ‘Tom Cruise’s Nazi Apologia’: An Annotated Guide
6:08AM STV | We knew Fox News gossip and mortal Tom Cruise enemy Roger Friedman was upset last week when MGM denied him an advance look at Valkyrie. Today, he exacted his mouthbreathing, error-packed and all-around vicious revenge. More »
The Butterscotch Puppy: A Christmas Miracle!
3:23AM Seth | We hope Santa brought everything you wanted (Wii porn), and nothing you didn’t (tongue cancer, American Apparel giftcards). Your B.O., followed by the Top 5 Chinese Dishes Consumed Later by the Jews Who Saw Them:
Your Favourite Stars Join Holiday Box-Office Fight to the Death
12:45AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or mortifying at the movies. This week: Hollywood gets stuck in your chimney delivering Benjamin Button and four other holiday blockbuster hopefuls. More »
It’s Official. Jimmy Kimmel And Tom Cruise Have Zero Chemistry.
8:16AM Seth | There’s something extremely wrong with this exchange between Jimmy Kimmel and Tom Cruise, and we’re inclined not to pin it all on Tom. More »
MGM Pours $US70 Million Into Making You Care About ‘Valkyrie’
3:23AM STV | Valkyrie is recovering reasonably well from the crippling stroke of bad publicity that nearly killed it earlier this year. But only part of that is due to slightly better-than-average word on the street. More »
Tom Cruise Reveals Long-Held Murderous Fantasy to Mario Lopez
6:25AM Kyle Buchanan | Tom Cruise continues to bring the weirdness on his Valkyrie press tour, so why should Extra’s Mario Lopez be spared? More »
Everything Tom Cruise Knows About Bush, He Learned From the ‘Today’ Teleprompter
2:32AM Kyle Buchanan | Tom Cruise reunited with Matt Lauer on the Today Show this morning, and fortunately for the audience, Cruise’s strategy appeared to be, “Bring the crazy up front and as early as possible.” More »