vaginas

Dr Oz Explains Yeast Infections With Puppets

8:04AM Maureen OConnor | TV health guru Dr Mehmet Oz explained yeast infections today, and the result was like going to a muppet gynecologist while on PCP. Here’s the trippy segment, in which Dr Oz pretends to be a molecule of bacteria in a lady’s vagina and explains how thong panties make vaginas poopy. More »

Give The Gift Of A Moist Vagina For Mother’s Day

5:16AM Maureen OConnor | This press release can’t be real, can it? Now circulating on PRNewser, the Hairpin, and Mom-101: A PR email urging daughters to give their mothers moist vaginas for Mother’s Day. More »

Ladies With Two Vaginas, No Vagina On TLC Reality Show

5:00AM Maureen OConnor | Now that TLC has pulled back the curtain on women who eat toilet paper, women who eat sofas, women who don’t know they’re pregnant, women who are obsessed with puppets, and women who field dress moose, what strange tribe of exotic females will the intrepid cable network feature next? More »

Please Call Your Vagina Tattoo A ‘Twattoo’, Not A ‘Vatoo’

3:34AM Maureen OConnor | I am pleased to announce that vagina tattoos are officially mainstream, with a how-to video on YouTube and blog posts here, here and here. Unfortunately, the internet keeps calling it a “vatoo”, when the superior term is clearly “twattoo“. More »

Meet Your New Vagina Decorating Trend: Twattoos

8:39AM Maureen OConnor | OUT: Vajazzling, wherein female masochists decorate their vulvas with Swarovski crystals. IN: Twattoos, wherein female masochists decorate their vulvas with temporary or (shudder) permanent ink. Apparently there’s a spa in NYC that specialises in this. [The Gloss, image via Shutterstock]

Amy Winehouse Calls Her Private Parts A Va-Jew-Jew

4:47AM Brian Moylan | The makers of feminine hygiene product Mooncup enlisted the drugged-out singer in their quest to nickname every lady’s flower. We thought Amy’s parts would have a tougher moniker. Ew, we officially just spent too much time thinking about Winehouse’s vagina.

Ladies: What Do You Call Your Van Hooten?

2:07AM Hamilton Nolan | While prude America argues over whether ladies can even say “tampon vagina” on teevee, a hippie feminine product company in Mother England is fully engaged in promoting not only vaginas, but also Pootie Tangs, Fajitas, Flangivas, Vaginkles and Anastasia Beaverhousens. More »

This Is What Getting Your Vagina Vajazzled Looks Like

2:45PM Foster Kamer | First came The Article. Now, here’s The Footage. I’m not sure who this woman is, but she might be on the brink of stardom. Because she got her Vagina Vajazzled. For science. Or something. Via Buzzfeed, there’s this. More »

Can Robert Pattenson Actually Have A Vagina Allergy?

6:30AM Foster Kamer | Robert Pattinson did a steamy photo shoot with lots of hot, kinda nekkid models for basically gay straight lad-mag Details, in which he told his interviewer that he is “allergic to vagina.” Besides being an awesome pullquote, is it true? More »

‘Tune In To Find Out What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!’

4:00AM Hamilton Nolan | PR is a discipline that demands the delicate touch of a surgeon and the sober judgement of a sober judge. You can’t just wildly issue press releases like, “Hey, We Got a Lady With Two Vaginas Here!” Or can you? More »