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Which US Tabloids Lie The Most?
5:04AM Maureen OConnor | In the constantly contradicting world of tabloid journalism, is anyone reliable? We analysed 20 months of reported break-ups, marriages and pregnancies to tabulate our first-ever Tabloid Reality Index, batting averages for America’s five major celebrity glossies and the rumours they monger. More »
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Did Jason Bateman Really Get Booed For Jumping The iPhone Line? An Investigation
8:06AM a | Us Weekly claims actor Jason Bateman got booed for cutting in line for the iPhone. Jason denies it and Keith Olbermann’s got his back – but people keep saying it happened. Come, let us untangle this knotted web of lies. More »
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Jessica Simpson: Patron Celebrity Of Bodily Functions
6:46AM Maureen OConnor | There is a certain kind of child who always has sticky red popsicle slush dribbling down his chin. Everyone blames farts, muddy shoes and lice outbreaks on him. How did ex-certified hottie Jessica Simpson become Hollywood’s version of that kid? More »
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The Tabloids Discuss Which Celebs Don’t Brush Their Teeth
9:07AM Brian Moylan | Jessica Simpson does not brush her teeth. Like, ever. The Celebrity Industrial Complex thinks this is big news you want to know. Really, do we have nothing else to talk about? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
5:55AM Brian Moylan | The Academy Awards have become more about the clothes and less about the awards themselves. Too bad all the ensembles are bland creations some stylist picked out. It’s time to free ourselves from the tyranny of the Worst Dressed List! More »
The New Rules For Judging Oscar Fashion
5:55AM Brian Moylan | The Academy Awards have become more about the clothes and less about the awards themselves. Too bad all the ensembles are bland creations some stylist picked out. It’s time to free ourselves from the tyranny of the Worst Dressed List! More » 
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Sorry, Fashion Industry, Your Dirty Deal With Celebrities Can’t Be Undone
8:47AM Brian Moylan | Marc Jacobs, the prancing prince of fashion week, is spouting off about how his show is “not going to have celebrities” because they’re “boring”. Sorry, Marc, but that is bullshit. You are too reliant on stars to quit them now. More »
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Does Tiger Woods Not Sell Magazines Because He’s Black Or Boring?
5:28AM Brian Moylan | That’s the conclusion that Rob Shuter comes to in the Huffington Post when he says that the tabloid covers that carried his famous face didn’t move at the newsstand. Well, let’s see how Brittany Murphy fairs this week. More »
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The Women Of Tiger Woods
3:25AM Brian Moylan | Tiger Woods may have apologised to his wife and family for running all around town with a succession of women, but that doesn’t mean the ladies don’t exist. Just like Tiger’s wife, we all want to know who they are. More »
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Rumor: Us Weekly Pays Big For Tiger Woods Girl #2
8:20AM Hamilton Nolan | Us Weekly has the hot sexxxy exclusive from Jaimee Grubs, the 24 year-old cocktail waitress who says she also had an affair with Tiger Woods. A tipster who just might know tells us they paid a lot for it. More »
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