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Mike ‘Boogie’ Malin Celebrates Boston’s World Series Victory In A Denver Jail Cell
5:30AM Defamer Hollywood | It seems The Dolce Group restaurant impresario and Big Brother All-Stars $US1 million-winner Mike Malin, whom last we checked in with for his weekly penile-wart singeing, wound up in a Denver jail cell after allegedly demonstrating a little too much enthusiasm over the Boston Red Sox’s recent World Series victory. Eater LA has the scoop: We’re tipped off that Mike Malin spent 15 hours in a jail cell following Game 4 of the World Series “for allegedly assaulting a waitress at a local sports bar.” More »
Amber Reminds Us Not To Hate The Jew, Just Hate The Jewish Player
6:00AM Defamer Hollywood | As much as we hoped it might happen, we never really anticipated US Big Brother 8 breakout anti-Semite/anti-Manhattanite Amber Siyavus would be subjected to a montage of her greatest hate-mongering hits on Tuesday night’s finale. Still, we assumed reporters would have jumped on the opportunity to get her to further clarify her theories about the “money-hungry” peoples, easily identifiable by their noses, surnames, and love of the Mets. Only Reality News Online, however, was successful in getting Siyavus to address her Gibsonian sentiments: RNO: Is there anything else you want to tell us about your time in the Big Brother house? [...] More »Amber’s ‘Big Brother’ Exit Interview Suggests She Wasn’t All That She Seemed
4:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Among Big Brother’s cast of dim-bulbed reality TV cretins obsessed with the utterly meaningless Golden Power of Head of Veto, it was contestant Amber, whom we first discovered after she made some extremely controversial statements about Jewish New York Americans, who most drew us in. But something in this post-finale interview (Tommy Lee lifestyle-aspirant “Evil” Dick Donato won, if you care) led us to wonder if Amber really was the bipolar Jew-hating illiterate she skillfully presented for the cameras, as she managed to make it to the end of the interview without once cursing the mistrustful Chosen People, bursting into tears, or asking what 25 cent words like “intuition” and “empathetic” meant before using them appropriately in a sentence. Big Brother 8 Amber After Finale Interview [YouTube via RealityTVCafe.com] More »Protecting Their Racist Reality Stars
3:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Reporters have been barred by CBS from asking US Big Brother 8’s Amber about the “controversial” remarks she made about Jews that were captured by the reality show’s all-seeing cameras. [Reality Blurred] More »Join Mike ‘Boogie’ Malin On His Journey Of Genital Wart Discovery
4:45AM Defamer Hollywood | In the topsy-turvy, camera-hungry world in which reality television stars exist, there is no development too insignificant or embarrassing to prevent it from playing out on national TV. Mike “Boogie” Malin, self-made entrepreneur behind The Dolce Group restaurants, winner of Big Brother: All-Stars, and jack shack vampire, is certainly no exception, having parlayed the discovery of a suspicious bump on his penis into a full segment on E!’s Dr. 90210 last night. More »
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Shocking New ‘BB8′ Footage Reveals Amber Might Not Be Smartest Guest In The House
6:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Since previously posted YouTube clips cut together from American Big Brother 8’s unflinching Intolerance Cam have proved so popular of late (as well as the brilliant Better Know A Bias chart that helps fans sort through the houseguests’ complicated matrix of prejudices), we’re happy to pass along another sure crowd-pleaser centred around Amber’s inability to comprehend difficult, multisyllabic words like “superficial,” “integrity,” and “outing.” The posting of the montage is a bold play by Amber fans, who hope to save their favourite contestant from possible elimination this week by trying to exploit an obscure Big Brother bylaw that prohibits the elimination of anyone not mentally advanced enough to understand what’s happening to them. BB8 Amber is dumber than a 5th grader…or 1st grade [YouTube] Previously: Big Brother 8 House Populated By Impressive Variety Of Bigots [Defamer] More »
