It seems The Dolce Group restaurant impresario and Big Brother All-Stars $US1 million-winner Mike Malin, whom last we checked in with for his weekly penile-wart singeing, wound up in a Denver jail cell after allegedly demonstrating a little too much enthusiasm over the Boston Red Sox's recent World Series victory. Eater LA has the scoop:

We're tipped off that Mike Malin spent 15 hours in a jail cell following Game 4 of the World Series "for allegedly assaulting a waitress at a local sports bar."

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As much as we hoped it might happen, we never really anticipated US Big Brother 8 breakout anti-Semite/anti-Manhattanite Amber Siyavus would be subjected to a montage of her greatest hate-mongering hits on Tuesday night's finale. Still, we assumed reporters would have jumped on the opportunity to get her to further clarify her theories about the "money-hungry" peoples, easily identifiable by their noses, surnames, and love of the Mets. Only Reality News Online, however, was successful in getting Siyavus to address her Gibsonian sentiments:

RNO: Is there anything else you want to tell us about your time in the Big Brother house? [...]

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Among Big Brother's cast of dim-bulbed reality TV cretins obsessed with the utterly meaningless Golden Power of Head of Veto, it was contestant Amber, whom we first discovered after she made some extremely controversial statements about Jewish New York Americans, who most drew us in. But something in this post-finale interview (Tommy Lee lifestyle-aspirant "Evil" Dick Donato won, if you care) led us to wonder if Amber really was the bipolar Jew-hating illiterate she skillfully presented for the cameras, as she managed to make it to the end of the interview without once cursing the mistrustful Chosen People, bursting into tears, or asking what 25 cent words like "intuition" and "empathetic" meant before using them appropriately in a sentence.

• Big Brother 8 Amber After Finale Interview [YouTube via RealityTVCafe.com]

In the topsy-turvy, camera-hungry world in which reality television stars exist, there is no development too insignificant or embarrassing to prevent it from playing out on national TV. Mike "Boogie" Malin, self-made entrepreneur behind The Dolce Group restaurants, winner of Big Brother: All-Stars, and jack shack vampire, is certainly no exception, having parlayed the discovery of a suspicious bump on his penis into a full segment on E!'s Dr. 90210 last night.

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Since previously posted YouTube clips cut together from American Big Brother 8's unflinching Intolerance Cam have proved so popular of late (as well as the brilliant Better Know A Bias chart that helps fans sort through the houseguests' complicated matrix of prejudices), we're happy to pass along another sure crowd-pleaser centred around Amber's inability to comprehend difficult, multisyllabic words like "superficial," "integrity," and "outing." The posting of the montage is a bold play by Amber fans, who hope to save their favourite contestant from possible elimination this week by trying to exploit an obscure Big Brother bylaw that prohibits the elimination of anyone not mentally advanced enough to understand what's happening to them.

• BB8 Amber is dumber than a 5th grader...or 1st grade [YouTube]
• Previously: Big Brother 8 House Populated By Impressive Variety Of Bigots [Defamer]

If, after reviewing the footage captured by America's Big Brother 8's exclusive Intolerance Cam, you still find yourself unclear about the specific prejudices of the show's houseguests, we recommend that you study the Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. blog's illuminating, meticulously constructed "Better Know a Big Brother 8 Bias" chart. If we were the betting kind, we'd put our money on Tommy Lee doppleganger Dick to win it all; his position at the centre of the chart seems to indicate that he's the best equipped to form a staggering variety of alliances based on ignorance about virtually any race, gender, or creed.

• Better Know a BB8 Bias [Whiskey, Tango. Foxtrot]

· As demonstrated by the above "Racism & Bigotry Sampler," the Big Brother 8 Intolerance Cam never, ever sleeps. · Winnie Cooper is ABC News' Person of the Week, which means she's probably having an easier time today than TV boyfriend Kevin Arnold, who really can't catch a break with his big-screen directorial debut. · Woody Allen reminisces about the formerly uninsurable stars who provide a glimmer of hope that Lindsay Lohan might one day work in Hollywood again. ·Amazingly, this review headlined "Stardust a Shrek for grown-ups" is not a pan

· We'll admit to not watching enough USBig Brother 8 to tell this Amber person from Mike Boogie, but we nonetheless find her unedited thoughts on Jewish people (and her clumsy attempt to uncover the identity of America's Secret Jew, apparently one of the new season's exciting plot twists) quite fascinating. We think a special Tolerance Challenge might be in the houseguests' future. · Sad news: Rosario Dawson will probably not be in the Porno film Kevin Smith wrote for her. · Happy news: Chris Rock is not that kid's daddy. · The Bel-Air Beverly Crest Neighbourhood Council helpfully tells the Hillside Burglars where all the cops will be hanging out on Thursday night. · Being the victim of a Britney Spears fender-bender is probably not the best way to use up one's 15 minutes of fame.