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Ryan Dunn’s Blood Alcohol: More Than Double The Limit
7:05AM Maureen OConnor | Police have released the findings from their investigation into the violent, fiery death by car crash of Jackass star Ryan Dunn and passenger Zachary Hartwell: Dunn, who was driving, had a blood alcohol content was 0.196, more than double Pennsylvania’s legal limit of 0.08. More »
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Playboy Proudly Advertises ‘Runaway Bride’ Issue
4:15AM Maureen OConnor | Say you’re the 85-year-old ringleader of a massive pornographic empire, and like a gullible old slave-to-the-libido that you are, you propose to a 25-year-old and stake your reputation on the upcoming nuptials. More »
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Botox Mum Confesses: It Was All A Hoax
3:27AM Maureen OConnor | Botox mum Kerry Campbell has released a sworn statement saying her attention-grabbing, Good Morning America-baiting scandal was a hoax! More »
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Christina Aguilera Escapes Prosecution For Public Intoxication
6:06AM Maureen OConnor | LA authorities have “no desire” to prosecute Christina Aguilera for public intoxication. In a prepared statement, the Sheriff said Aguilera’s arrest last night “was just for a public safety issue. When she was able to navigate and to think on her own and make her own way, she was released.” Boyfriend Matthew Rutler may still be on the hook for a DUI. [People, image via Getty]
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Paris Hilton Cake Thief Lets Homeless Eat Cake
4:32AM Maureen OConnor | The musician who crashed Paris Hilton’s birthday party and absconded with a three-tier cake, finally ate the purloined pastry. He split it into 125 pieces and shared it with a Los Angeles soup kitchen. It was “delicious,” he says. [Facebook]
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The Mysterious Case Of Britney’s Black Eye: Falsified Audio Edition
10:48AM Maureen OConnor | This morning, Star reported that Britney Spears’ ex-husband Jason Alexander had a phone conversation about current boyfriend Jason Trawick “beat on me.” Hours later, Radar published audio of the alleged conversation. Britney’s lawyers say it’s fake, and are suing. More »
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Puppy-Throwing Girl Caught In Bosnia
1:42AM Adrian Chen | Bosnian police say they’ve identified the teen filmed throwing puppies in a river. (She now faces a $US6400 fine for animal cruelty.) The girl lives in a town called Bugojno, which means 4chan was probably correct in its identification.
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Why Isn’t Chatroulette Back Yet?
5:05AM Maureen OConnor | Instant video chat site and purveyor of penises Chatroulette is still down, after promising a relaunch yesterday. The site now says it’ll relaunch “shortly” instead of “today”. What gives? More »
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Taiwanese Susan Boyle’s Record Deal: Heartwarming World Takeover Starts In July
1:18AM Maureen OConnor | Lin Yu Chun – the bowl-cut lad with a spherical body and voice like Whitney Houston’s in this viral video – has inked a deal with Sony, and will release an album of songs in Chinese and English, in July. [Popeater]
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