unpleasant odours

An Excerpt From Probably The Greatest Press Release I’ve Ever Received.

3:03PM Jess McGuire | Oh my god. I thought it was your standard “Increase your d1ck!!!!!” style spam email, but then I realised that a) it was about poo smells, and b) it appeared to be deliberately sent to me by an Australian company. Dear Friend, Ever felt embarrassed after leaving a smell when you’ve used the toilet? Have you ever wanted to use a public toilet without worrying about unpleasant odours? HOW DID YOU KNOW?! Maybe it wasn’t deliberately sent to me, and the folks from Just A Drop are spamming me. What do I care? They read me like a Golden Book. Send us free samples! Go on! Send us something to give away to our smelly readers! The pop culture loving arses of Australia need your help! More »