3:03PM Jess McGuire | Oh my god. I thought it was your standard “Increase your d1ck!!!!!” style spam email, but then I realised that a) it was about poo smells, and b) it appeared to be deliberately sent to me by an Australian company.
Dear Friend,
Ever felt embarrassed after leaving a smell when you’ve used the toilet?
Have you ever wanted to use a public toilet without worrying about unpleasant odours?
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Maybe it wasn’t deliberately sent to me, and the folks from
Just A Drop are spamming me. What do I care? They read me like a Golden Book. Send us free samples! Go on! Send us something to give away to our smelly readers! The pop culture loving arses of Australia need your help!
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