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‘Psst. Don’t Give Her The Last Mushroom Cap.’

2:20AM Brian Moylan | [United Nations Under-Secretary-General Kiyo Akasaka was tripping balls yesterday when he named Tinkerbell an Honorary Ambassador of Green at the U.N. Image via Getty] More »

The United Nations Turns Its Attention From Silly Issues Like War And Famine To Focus On ‘Glamorized’ Celebrity Drug Use

7:34AM Molly Friedman | Forget Darfur, Iraq and figuring out that whole peace in the Middle East messiness; the UN is currently most concerned with figuring out why the kiddies love crackheads and drunks like Pete Doherty and Lindsay Lohan so damn much! According to the NY Daily News, a United Nations narcotics committee thinks that “Celebrities are often involved in illicit drug trafficking or in illicit drug use and this is glamorized.” Oh the glamour of it all. After all, nothing makes us want to hit the pipe harder than seeing Pete Doherty smoke down with his kitten. And we’ve never wanted a drink so badly until we saw those positively French Vogue-worthy images of Lindsay double-fisting shots. We have a feeling you’ll feel the “glamour” of it all racing through your soon-to-be-poisoned veins after taking a look at our gallery of the best moments in downright gorgeous coke-nosed, passed-out, nodding-off celebrity history: More »