4:40AM Seth | To roll out their all-new level of Black Tie Geek Squad Protection (the geeks arrive in stretch limousines, carry silver trays, and are all named Giles), Best Buy enlisted the celebrity services of “Four Icons of Protection, Steven Seagal, Richard Dean Anderson and Tanya Roberts,” according to the press release. (That’s just three, but who’s counting?) Our
Zune-taunting cousins at Gizmodo were there to catch all the excitement. Sadly, despite the best efforts of the emcee urging him to, “Take this pack of chewing gum, a pogo stick shaft, and a box of nail filings, and make something blow up already!” MacGyver proved to be about as mechanically minded as our mom.
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