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		<title>More Highlights From The Kerry Katona V Sue Katona Prizefight</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/07/more_highlights_from_the_kerry_katona_v_sue_katona_prizefight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They just don&#8217;t make celebrity family feuds like they do in the UK!
Kerry Katona&#8217;s mother recently hit the headlines when it was announced  to have signed a six-figure book deal to tell family secrets like, er, the time she tried to seduce Kerry&#8217;s ex-husband Brian &#8220;Potato&#8221; McFadden.
Well, unsurprisingly, now it&#8217;s Chipshop&#8217;s time to fight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Understated Uk Tabloid Headline Of The Day</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/05/your_understated_uk_tabloid_headline_of_the_day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s no secret to anyone &#8211; or at least, it shouldn&#8217;t be &#8211; that no one does ridiculous &#8220;human interest&#8221; stories like the UK papers do. From stories of electrocution and alien abduction to classics of the &#8220;Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster&#8221; ilk, nobody does it better.
So, I was pleased this morning while doing my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Pleasant Mental Image For Your Afternoon: Kerry Packer And Heather Mills, Sitting In A Tree&#8230;!</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/04/a_pleasant_mental_image_for_your_afternoon_kerry_packer_and_heather_mills_sitting_in_a_tree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when you thought you&#8217;d heard the last of Heather Mills, she&#8217;s baaaack, and bringing with her possibly the most gruesome alleged twosome we&#8217;ve ever had the displeasure of imagining: new reports suggests that the late Kerry Packer was Mills&#8217; &#8220;sugar daddy&#8220;!
A new documentary outs Kerry Packer as a &#8220;sugar daddy&#8221; of Heather Mills when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kerry Katona&#8217;s Little Bundle Of Joy</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/04/kerry_katonas_little_bundle_of_joy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We know it&#8217;s neither big nor clever to laugh at babies, but when we saw this little blurb and pic linking to the news of Kerry Katona&#8217;s new bub, we had to stifle more than a few laffs:

&#8220;Already bearing some resemblance to his mother&#8221;? Is it just us, or is The Daily Mail being a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Confirmed: Humanity Is Doomed</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/03/its_confirmed_humanity_is_doomed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, on the topic of humanity&#8217;s slow and steady downfall, most people would point to things like overpopulation, recession, rising rates of arcane sexually-transmitted diseases, the brain drain, or maybe the fact that the Third World is still hungry and sick with illnesses that should&#8217;ve been magicked away years ago.
We here at Defamer Australia, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nigella &#8220;Secretly&#8221; Seeing Personal Trainer; We &#8220;Secretly&#8221; Think This Is A Load Of Arse</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/03/nigella_secretly_seeing_personal_trainer_we_secretly_think_this_is_a_load_of_arse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We told you recently that the Food Network in America were apparently horrified by the size of TV chef Nigella Lawson&#8217;s behind (like a horse&#8217;s, apparently); much groaning ensued.
Well, the seemingly irrelevant &#8220;news&#8221; of her weight gain continues to inspire rabid editorial, as the Daily Mail has reported that Lawson is apparently so mortified at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chipshop Tires Of Smoking, Drinking While Pregnant, Goes To Rehab</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/03/chipshop_tires_of_smoking_drinking_while_pregnant_goes_to_rehab/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well! We were going to tell you about Kerry Katona laughably needing to get hypnotherapy to quit smoking (she&#8217;s pregnant, but evidently the thought that her bub might come out deformed or ill wasn&#8217;t enough of an incentive to give up the cancer sticks), but she&#8217;s gone and one-upped herself.
Kerry Katona has entered The Priory!
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fear Not, Men Of The World: Celine Dion Has Waxed!</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/03/fear_not_men_of_the_world_celine_dion_has_waxed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/03/fear_not_men_of_the_world_celine_dion_has_waxed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lordy&#8230; Remember the kerfuffle that blew up because Celine Dion dared to go onstage without submitting her body to a full hair removal session?
Well, you&#8217;ll be &#8220;pleased&#8221; to know that she has capitulated to the gaze and made sure all that &#8220;unsightly&#8221; hair on her thighs is gone, daddy, gone.
Now if she could just work [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Good One, Amy</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/03/amy_winehouse_roundup_good_one_amy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/03/amy_winehouse_roundup_good_one_amy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were going to talk about Winegums&#8217; buying a tanning bed (presumably to help sort out her skin, er, issues), but we switched sides and found ourselves laughing uproariously at the Sun&#8217;s coverage instead.
Evidently Amy heard that the UN&#8217;s &#8220;drug tsar&#8221; had called her &#8220;the poster girl for drug abuse&#8221;, and &#8211; in typical Winegums [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today In The Daily Mail&#8217;s Enduring Love And Support Of Womenkind</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/03/today_in_the_daily_mails_enduring_love_and_support_of_womenkind/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/03/today_in_the_daily_mails_enduring_love_and_support_of_womenkind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know how sometimes you go out on the weekend and see a pool of spew on a street corner, and then all of a sudden, having realised its existence, you start seeing vomit splats everywhere?
We feel something vaguely similar about the Daily Mail and their treatment of female celebrities. Last week we noted their [...]]]></description>
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