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Hef’s 19-Year-Old Twins Also Enjoy Kicking Each Other In the Face
7:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Almost overnight, the new season of The Girls Next Door has turned into a must-watch; first, we learned that Hugh Hefner had replaced his three bunnies with 19-year old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, then it was revealed that both girls had a criminal record stemming from a beer bottle attack on their Wing House coworker. However, even more twin malfeasance has now been revealed by TMZ: when not engaging in psuedo-incestuous relationships with each other, Karissa likes to kick Kristina in the face! Priceless details from the arrest report (filed Nov. 5 of last year), after the jump: More »
Hef’s New Twins Do Everything Together — Even Getting Arrested
3:28AM Kyle Buchanan | After an existential crisis that left him splayed on his four-poster bed, deserted but for his Viagra and ennui, Hugh Hefner is finally bouncing back with the help of nubile, 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. The duo’s semi-incestuous sister act should help Hef fill the hole left by the wayward Girls Next Door who have abandoned him, but should he still hold a grudge against Holly, Kendra, and Bridget, he’s in luck: the twins aren’t afraid to beat a bitch down, and they have the record to prove it!
Hef’s New Twins’s Turn-Ons Include Appearing on ‘The Girls Next Door’
7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Yesterday, Hugh Hefner’s main bunny Holly Madison confirmed reports that she had escaped the Viagra-fuelled fantasia that is the Playboy Mansion, and today brings the strongest rumours yet that Hef has chosen to replace Madison with a set of 19-year-old twins. According to Buzznet, their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon, and a simple Google search turns up a modelling profile for the duo where they tease (in a grammatically suspect treatise to beat the band) that they will, indeed, be appearing on the next season of The Girls Next Door. The announcement in their own misspelled words (plus two more pictures that are a strand of black dental floss away from being totally NSFW), after the jump: More »
Jenna Jameson, who already looks startlingly, …
8:45AM Defamer Hollywood | Jenna Jameson, who already looks startlingly, almost grotesquely different than when she started out in the porn biz 15 years ago, is about to look even stranger. That’s because she’s pregnant with twins thanks to the handy work of UFC and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz. Jenna announced the happy news on her MySpace blog yesterday. “Yes everyone,” she writes. “I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an extremely long time, and I truly feel like finally the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.” We’re talking about a woman who’s had a lot inside her already, so these twins must really be something special. Congrats from all your friends here at Defamer! [Starpulse] More »
Jennifer Lopez’s Twins Ordered Never To Wear Same Outfit Twice (And Why J. Lo Shouldn’t, Either)
4:10AM Molly Friedman | Jennifer Lopez, new member of that oh-so-trendy and elite twinset pregnancy club, is continuing her fashionable legacy by deciding never to dress her mini-Marc Anthonys in the same designer outfit twice. As much as this news doesn’t surprise us, considering the international (national? not so much!) superstar’s notoriously highbrow taste in ridiculously pricey bling, we’re fairly sure where J. Lo got the idea. Even though the past few years have seen post-pregnancy slim faster Lopez awarded the #1 spot on many a prominent Best Dressed List in the glossies, her pre-glamour girl days were adorned with some of the most horrific ensembles ever to break camera lenses with their floppy fedoras, belly-baring latex bikini tops and, of course, her infamous frontless, transparent green monster worn at the 2000 Grammys. The top five outfits we’re grateful Lopez never dared wear twice, after the jump: More »
