truly epic lulz

A Horse Knows It’s A House Knows It’s A Schoolteacher

12:03PM Jess McGuire | Yesterday the group of online pranksters known as Anonymous (yes, these guys – TRULY EPIC LULZ!) began their attack on Scientology with protests in Sydney. About 150 people gathered at the Church of Scientology building in the Sydney CBD this morning, most of them carrying picket signs and wearing costumes or masks. At 11am, when the protest was scheduled to start, staff inside the building set up a video camera pointed at the street below and locked the front doors. Two security guards stood outside the building and were later joined by several police officers. The protestors, who said they had worn masks to remain anonymous and prevent possible legal action or retribution from the church, chanted “Church on the right, cult on the left”, “Religion is free” and “We want Xenu”. After reading the article on Sunday, we went to the official Scientology Sydney website and began admiring the glossary of Scientology terms, specifically this one - “A=A=A=A: anything equals anything equals anything. This is the way the reactive mind thinks, irrationally identifying thoughts, people, objects, experiences, statements, etc., with one another where little or no similarity actually exists. Everything is everything else. Mr. X looks at a horse knows it’s a house knows it’s a schoolteacher. So when he sees a horse he is respectful” We would link to it but the site seems to be offline at the moment. IS THIS YOUR DOING, ANONYMOUS? More »

‘Truly Epic LULZ’ – Fox News Blows The Lid On Hackers

11:33AM Jess McGuire | Marvel at this EXPLOSIVE (both in current affairs terms and the stock footage sense) story from Fox 11 News about evil internet hackers and their internet hate campaign against those they dub ‘LULZ killers’. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR TRULY EPIC LULZ JOURNALISM. Even though we barely understand hacker speak at the best of times, we found – and it may be the sleep deprivation, folks – that some of the comments on the YouTube comments made us chuckle heartily too. - MAOR MOAR!!!! I WANT MOAR - domestic terrorists LULZ … HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM EPIC LULZ - “I didn’t know I was an emo bitch until they called my mom and she told me about it.” - YOUR HATE ONLY MAKE MY PENIS HARDER - I WAS A LULZ KILLER FUCKIN SNACKS Via Born Dancin’ who thoughtfully grabbed it from the b3ta newsletter and brought it to our attention because we were too distracted by Australian Idol to read it ourselves. More »