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Flotsam & Jetsam

Please Stop Telling Teen Girls Vampires Are Bad For Them

6:30AM Brian Moylan | Vampires are huge. Ratings for fang banging shows are unbelievable and the anticipation for the Twilight sequel is vomit inducing. We’re sick of the undead too, but please stop telling girls that liking vampires will warp them! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Will The Nu-Vampire Trend Please Die? Tonight?

12:15PM Foster Kamer | Remember the Tarantino/Rodriguez camp-fest that was From Dusk Til’ Dawn? George Clooney killed a bunch of south-of-the-border stripper/hooker-vampires using holy water-loaded Super Soakers. That was in 1996, and it should’ve been the end of vampire-cool. Now look where we are. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Don’t Try To Tell Us Vampires Are The New Gays

6:24AM Brian Moylan | The theory that teen girls are suddenly all about vampires because they want to have sex with gay men is interesting. Also, total crap. More »
Small Screen

What If True Blood Was A Sitcom?

12:37PM Jess McGuire | Some clever soul has decided that True Blood, the occasionally gory (and highly sexual) vampire-themed show from HBO, would work nicely as a sitcom. So with the aid of a laugh track, they’ve created a True Blood spin-off called At Merlotte’s. Check it out for yourself… God, it’s been so long since I’ve watched a television show with a laugh track, I actually squirmed uncomfortably in my seat while viewing that clip. What do you think? Could you see At Merlotte’s sandwiched between a new episode of Two And A Half Men and a repeat of Two And A Half Men on Channel Nine? Thanks to Cameron for the heads up!
People

Is Lindsay Lohan Trying To Get Some Vampire Money?

6:15AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan’s been chillin’ on the DL lately, when she’s not beefing with bodegas or working on Robert Rodriguez’s new film. So what’s she up to with all that extra time? Envying the vampire capitalism she’s not a part of. More »
Online

Evan Rachel Wood’s Vampire Queen Swings Both Ways

12:29PM Andrew Belonsky | Scary-yet-lovable actress Evan Rachel Wood makes her first on-screen appearance in next week’s True Blood. So, what can we expect? Omnivorous sexuality. More »
Small Screen

Interviewer Knows More About True Blood Than She’s Letting On

8:19AM Natasha VC | A tipster pointed out that the scribe of today’s NY Postpuff piece on Stephen Moyers failed to disclose that she and the True Blood star have a child together. How does our tipster get this juicy info? More »

‘True Blood’ Truly Getting Bloodier

3:59PM Seth | “Now you listen here, mister. You get your teeth out of my Sookie this instant, or there will be Hell to pay! OK then, don’t say I didnt warn you!” Eater LA has a list of all the local restaurants and businesses offering Election Night specials to anyone wearing a “I Voted!” sticker Here’s a gallery of spooks and ghouls spotted around town on Halloween. Next year we’re definitely going as Shirtless Food Grilling Hunk! EW.com reports one half of Grey’s Anatomy’s only gay couple, Dr. Erica Hahn (aka actress Brooke Smith), has been ordered removed from the series by ABC, who “‘had issues’ with…the explicit direction” her relationship was taking. Assault and battery claims leveled against Keanu Reeves by an allegedly squished paparazzo have been tossed, but the photographer can still pursue a negligence claim. More »

This Wasn’t The Steamy ‘True Blood’ Guy-On-Guy Kiss We Were Hoping For

8:10AM Seth | An All Gays edition: We were kind of hoping Alan Ball would throw us a bone by way of some hot all-man, V-juiced action, but instead we got Lafayette getting busy with Milton from Office Space. [True Blood] Sam Jackson wants these motherfucking civil rights abusers off his motherfucking gay marriage legislation! 90210 hunk Dustin Milligan wrote a very thoughful and sweet apology on his blog in reference to an internet sketch in which he called Elvis the “King of Homos.” (”No one should be made to feel like they or their sexuality/lifestyle is synonymous with ’stupid,’ and no one should be made to feel like they are less than anyone else because of who they love.”) We also learned from his website bio that he hails from Yellowknife, Northwest Territories. 9021O Canada! Here they are, boys: Cosmopolitan’s 25 Sexiest Men list! We didn’t make it again. And finally: the new Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince trailer. Gay wizards galore! More »

4:30AM Seth | The Vampires Give Back. An operative deep undercover in Tampa writes us: “I am stymied as to why Sam Trammell and Rutina Wesley (”Sam” and “Tara”) from HBO’s True Blood are in my office’s conference room giving out autographs and pictures with all 500 of the employees in my Tampa, FL cable company’s office. Is it normal for a show to bring its actors on a tour of Florida suburbs to shake hands with call centre employees, tech staff, etc.? Is this kind of grassroots PR work a good sign for the show, or a bad one?” Gee, we don’t really know, though when we stop to think about it, the Austin Nichols and Luke Perry John From Cincinnati Visits A Surf Shop Near You! tour did come just weeks before its cancellation. Take from that what you will. [Defamer] More »