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Sting Spotted Sucking Wife’s Toes On Sydney Harbour; Later Pulling Tantric Sex Moves At Top Of Opera House
1:30PM Clem Bastow | Well, maybe not, but at least the first part of our headline is true – those wacky Tantra-loving Brits are at it again!
As you will likely be aware, The Police have brought their reunion tour to Australia, and in the meantime between concert dates, Sting, his wife Trudie Styler, and their kids are hanging out on the monster-bucks boat that Sting hired to moor in Sydney Harbour.
Ostensibly this was so they could have a prime posi for the New Year’s Eve celebrations, but now we know the truth, i.e. that it’s a great place to get into a little “Squidgy” action.
Docked in Sydney harbour on a hired yacht costing £17,500 a day, Sting gently raised Trudie Styler’s left leg to his mouth – and sucked her toes.
The Police singer, whose personal life has been surrounded by rumours of tantric sex and swingers’ parties, also found time to massage her feet as she reclined on a sunlounger.
Really, by this time in all our lives we should expect nothing less from Sting and Styler. It’s like that crazy old lady you always see on the tram; “Oh, there she goes again”.
We were, though, tickled by this comment left on the Daily Mail site after the article: “Surprised that either of them has time for anyone else – they are so far up themselves.”
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Sting Interrupts No Doubt Marathon Sex Session* To Express Shock At Court Ruling.
1:34PM Jess McGuire | It’ll take a helluva lot of meditation before Sting calms down over this, we reckon. You see, everyone’s favourite yoga devotee and his missus have been found guilty of unfair dismissal. Unfair dismissal? How un-hippy of them!
Celebrity couple Sting and Trudie Styler face having to pay record damages to their former chef for unfair dismissal after a tribunal found them guilty of “shameful conduct”.
The singer and his actress wife – formally known as Mr and Mrs Sumner – broke employment law by sacking Jane Martin, 41, after she became pregnant, the panel has ruled.
In a devastating judgment, Styler is accused of using “subterfuge” to get rid of Ms Martin, and of using “minions” to do her “dirty work”.
The employment tribunal was told that staff at the couple’s country estate lived in a climate of fear because Styler subjected them to abuse to make her “feel royal”.
Good lord. The story is especially disturbing if we choose to only pay attention to the words appearing within quotation marks. In fact, we’ll re-type them in caps and make them bold just to add an air of authentic UK tabloid reporting!
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