trinny and susannah

Keanu Chooses Not To Wear Trinny

3:25PM Clem Bastow | Sometimes the stories that the gossipmongers come up with are so hilariously ridiculous they end up existing in a sort of lyrical, absurd stratosphere well above the usual varieties of “Lindsay orders a drink” or “Jennifer Aniston is dating John Mayer” tattle. One such stroke of brilliance in showbiz page-quota-filling is this corker from the Daily Mail featuring everyone’s favourite bird-like What Not To Wear co-host, Trinny Woodall: She may be battling to save her marriage, but Trinny Woodall also seems preoccupied with establishing a close friendship with Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves. More »

Trinny & Susannah Undress The Nation

9:33PM Jess McGuire | Erm, just in case I’m not the only one out there watching this (and the odds are, I’m not – IPL Twenty/20 Cricket? Thank you, but no…), I’d just like to point out how hilarious Trinny and Susannah’s po-faced approach to grabbing random British women’s tits and talking about the crime of appallingly fitted brassieres as though they were discussing atrocities in Sudan is – and by ‘hilarious’, I mean ’slap worthy’. Kelsey Munro is right on the money by saying - If you’re doing this kind of television, at a bare minimum you should be funny. Trinny and Susannah come across as the sort of delusionally self-involved fashionistas that Absolutely Fabulous used to parody, except they are screamingly unfunny. This is one hour of your life you’ll never get back. You’re right, Kelsey. You’re right. I’ve never craved an hour of Patricia Arquette’s adorably plump screen daughter’s precociousness more. I miss you, Medium! Come back, all is forgiven! More »