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Let’s All Attempt to Decipher Jean-Claude Van Damme!

4:40AM Kyle Buchanan | Jean-Claude Van Damme has always expressed himself by using the, how you say, the kicking? The kicking and the doing the splits? But now that he has the weirdly thoughtful meta-meditation JCVD in the offing, the Muscles from Brussels has been making the American press rounds, attempting to beat the English language into submission like it was Dolph Lundgren’s high-cheekboned, Aryan face. We’ve already enjoyed the actor’s “fruit-opening” secret to acting, but let’s all marinate in his latest, greatest interview (with BlackBook) and attempt to figure out just what the hell he’s saying. Join us, won’t you? More »