7:40AM Molly Friedman |
Have you ever found yourself mindlessly trying on the latest pair of $800 jeans at Fred Segal and suddenly realised, you know what? It must be way hard for all those African girls out there in Africa and
The Iraq Such As to even
wear jeans like this. Why? As “Cameron Diaz” (flawlessly portrayed by Tracey Ullman) informs us, for the very first time all their genitals are falling off! The suckiest part? “This is the golden age of American blue jeans! It’s really sad and amazing.” The fictional burp-happy actress’ solution, of course, is to star in
That Terrible Time Of The Month, in which a gun-toting Diaz burps and farts her way through the jungle to save each and every halfway-severed ladypart from girls named Toko. For more insight, including Bono’s method of miming the actual chop and toss, watch our clip after the jump.
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