4:35AM Molly Friedman | After sufficiently mourning the
split between Justin Long and Drew Barrymore by giving our iBook a tearful embrace, we found ourselves facing a familiar Drew-inspired dilemma: figuring out who the serial dater extraordinaire will add to her illustrious list of ex-boyfriends next. Even before sort of settling down with the Strokes’ token hottie Fabrizio Moretti, Barrymore winked and giggled her way into the hearts of a wildly eccentric
group of actors, musicians, comedians, sex tape vendors, drug addicts, directors and Firecrotch ranters. She’s aimed high (Leo), low (Feldman), and was an early member of the
Lesbian Chic bandwagon. After the jump, we take a look at all her past paramours in order to narrow down our own suggested candidates for the next round.
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2:55PM Jess McGuire | Thanks to a video posted on comedian Tom Green’s website shows, we can see that he’s taking care of himself and in peak physical condition.
And by that, we mean Billy Bob Thornton-esque. As Stereogum so eloquently puts it, “Why is he talking like Sling Blade?”
Much thanks to reader Marcus for the story tip off (send you own tips to, oddly enough, tips at defamer.com.au, why don’t you?) – Fred Durst rambling on in a strange accent is an oddly pleasing way to wile away a Tuesday afternoon. More » 
