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8:09PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at daughter Lindsay’s hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, Natalie Portman wishes she didn’t take it off. Come, stroke the supple hide of today’s gossip. More »
Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me In The Face
8:09PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at daughter Lindsay’s hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, Natalie Portman wishes she didn’t take it off. Come, stroke the supple hide of today’s gossip. More » 
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4:26AM Hamilton Nolan | Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It’s been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves. More »
Tom Cruise Controls Books And Bottles With His Mind
4:26AM Hamilton Nolan | Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It’s been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves. More »
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Tom Cruise’s Cook Exposes Scientology’s Scary Retention Practices
9:15AM Foster Kamer | Ruh-roh. The St. Petersburg Times—Scientology HQ’s hometown paper and perpetual investigative thorn in their side — has unleashed another scathing report on the religion. This time, it’s on the lengths they’ll go bringing deserters back, including Tom Cruise’s wedding chef. More »
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Now You Can Make Money When A Celebrity Bolts From Scientology
7:13AM John Cook | The British bookmaker Paddy Power is taking bets on which celebrity will be the next to turn their backs on L. Ron Hubbard. John Travolta leads the pack at 9:4 odds, and Tom Cruise is at 50:1. Place your markers. More »
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The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates Of Lindsay Lohan
3:00AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan’s career brings out the worst in Jewish Mother impulses. Brad Pitt busts himself up on a motorcycle, LADIES. The Rock shows true colours: stone cold asshole. Sienna Miller, Roman Polanski, Gays, Musicals: presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Bronson Pinchot Thinks Tom Cruise Is Weird
11:41PM Hunter Walker | Onetime TV star Bronson Pinchot has some bad not-so-nice things to say about Tom Cruise. Fate will bring Octomom and Jon Gosselin together. Salman Rushdie is still pining for Padma. Presenting your Tuesday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
8:45PM Andrew Belonsky | Things are getting bad down Tila Tequila way. Claudia Schiffer needs a prayer. And there’s gay marriage in a certain Mad Men actor’s future. Yes, it’s your Tuesday gossip roundup! More »
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5:52AM Brian Moylan | [Tom Cruise spots the return of his alien lord Xenu while staring up into the vanilla sky. Image via INF]
In A Galaxy Far And Away
5:52AM Brian Moylan | [Tom Cruise spots the return of his alien lord Xenu while staring up into the vanilla sky. Image via INF]
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Lindsay Lohan Having Awful Week Of Unintended Confiscation
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan’s house may have been broken into, live! Katie Holmes inspired creepy Scientology fashion lines. Charles Dickens was a ladies’ man’s mumma’s boy. Jeremy Piven: alive. Bill Clinton: bedbugged. Anna Paquin: nekkid. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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