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		<title>Jeff Goldblum And Stephen Colbert Unite To Mock Richard Wilkins</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friday was not the greatest day of Richard Wilkins&#8217; career as an &#8220;entertainment guru&#8221;. After breaking the news to the nation that both Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson had passed away, it seems Richard needed something more to talk about in order to pad out the extra three hours of airtime Channel Nine gave him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everything Tom Cruise Knows About Bush, He Learned From the &#8216;Today&#8217; Teleprompter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tom Cruise reunited with Matt Lauer on the Today Show this morning, and fortunately for the audience, Cruise&#8217;s strategy appeared to be, &#8220;Bring the crazy up front and as early as possible.&#8221;


How else to explain Cruise wandering into the shot two hours before his scheduled interview to unsettle Lauer and Meredith Vieira? As his offscreen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kathie Lee Gifford: Pooped Out Of The Anals Of 30 Rock</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kathie Lee Gifford, Cheyenne Jackson-certified bitch and vocally miserable co-host of the fourth hour of Today, was in rare form again this morning. Discussing a performance of Etta James&#8217;s &#8220;At Last&#8221; by Beyonc&#233; in the earlier, non-farm-league portion of the broadcast (and surrounded by half-empty wine bottles, as if that really bears mentioning), Green-Eyed Monster [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grumpy Kathie Lee Gifford Admits She Needs To Be Drunk To Make &#8216;Today&#8217; Tolerable</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We admit to having been somewhat flabbergasted to learn that holiday-album-pimping anti-Christ Kathie Lee Gifford had scored a plum gig hosting the new, completely essential fourth hour of The Today Show alongside Hoda Kotb. Credit where it&#8217;s due, however&#8212;Gifford provides near-constant entertainment, mostly because she is vocally and visibly miserable 98% of the time. There [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coming Up On &#8216;Today&#8217;: Boobs! Er, Carla Bruni!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Except for the simmering, hate-fucky annoyance that Matt Lauer dishes out to Ann Curry on a daily basis, Today had always existed in a G-rated realm of sexuality until this past fall, when the gloves &#8212; and the blouses &#8212; came off. First, Marcia Brady revealed touching tales of family-bred syphilis, then the bastard son [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ABC2&#8217;s News Breakfast Stealing Viewers From Sunrise And Today!</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/11/abc2s_news_breakfast_stealing_viewers_from_sunrise_and_today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out my positive spin! Yes, the brand spankin&#8217; new ABC2 breakfast news program &#8211; cleverly titled News Breakfast &#8211; has launched, and the Sunrise and Today teams should be quaking in their boots, as the show is already stealing their viewers! Sure, only 8000 for now&#8230; but we&#8217;ve all gotta start somewhere, right?

What if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bastard Son of &#8216;Cheers&#8217; Alum Wears Bra on &#8216;Today&#8217; Because, Why Not?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/10/bastard_son_of_cheers_alum_wears_bra_on_today_because_why_not-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ newVideoPlayer("/Bra_Stunt.flv", 506, 423,""); We&#8217;ve heard of casual Fridays and we certainly treasure the last day of the work week as a time to let loose, but rarely have we seen both concepts mixed with such bizarre fervor as they were on this morning&#8217;s Today show. After striking pay dirt with Marcia Brady&#8217;s syphilis stories [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friars Roast-Crashing Tom Cruise Reunited with Glib Tormentor Matt Lauer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Brooke Shields and Tom Cruise could patch things up after Cruise called her a pseudoscience-worshiping devil-thetan incubator (we&#8217;re paraphrasing), then surely, we thought, Cruise and Matt Lauer could eventually let bygones be bygones. You may remember how the actor and anchorman tussled back in 2005 when Cruise accused Lauer of not personally, personally understanding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Channel Ten Skips Breakfast</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/09/channel_ten_skips_breakfast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the fact that most ordinary humans (i.e. the Defamer Australia team) aren&#8217;t awake early enough in the day to watch it, breakfast television is probably second only to the Friday and Sunday night ratings in terms of one-eyed network rivalries. With Seven&#8217;s Sunrise and Nine&#8217;s Today currently in battle, and ABC2&#8217;s Virginia Trioli vehicle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Spears Book Tour to Address The Real Victim: Lynne Spears</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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